You will recieve a body you may like it or hate it but it is yours to keep for the entire period.
You will learn lessons you are enrolled in a full time informal school called life.
There are no mistakes, only lessons growth is a process of trial and error and experimentation.
The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately work.
Lessons are repeated until they are learned a lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it when you have learned it you can go on to the next lesson.
Learning lessons does not end there is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. if your alive, there are still lessons to be learned.
There" is no better than "here" when your "there" has become "here" you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here"
Other people are merely mirrors of you you cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you hate or love about yourself.
What you make of your life is up to you you have all the tools and resources you need what you do with them is up to you.
1.A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE, IS LIKE NIGHT. 2.ON THE OTHER HAND,YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS. 3.42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT. 4.99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME. 5.REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE. 6.HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST. 7.DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM. 8.THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM,BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE IN THE TRAP. 9.SUPPORT BACTERIA,THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE MOST PEOPLE HAVE. 10.A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY. 11.CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES. 12.IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS. 13.HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE YOUR HAND. 14.OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?. 15.WHEN EVEYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOUR IN THE WRONG LANE. 16.HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE, LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW. 17.HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?. 18.EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASLES DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES. 19.WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU YOUR NAME? 20.WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH......TWICE. 21.INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING, WHAT THE F... HAPPENED. 22.JUST REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DID'NT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF. 23.LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THAT'S WHY SOME PEOPLE SOUND BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
i would hope so, Australia i feel, is the one country that can hold its head up high when it comes to having so many diverse peoples from all around the world that, in general get on with each other.
why not a flag that includes the colours of our indidgenous people as well as the green and gold.....i for one do not want to keep the , red white and blue.
1. IF YOUR CHOKING ON A ICE CUBE,SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3.AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT, USE THE SINK. 4.A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5.IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH,TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES THEN YOU WILL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE, WD-40 AND DUCK TAPE, IF IT DOES NOT MOVE AND SHOULD,USE THE WD-40, IF IT SHOULD NOT MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCK TAPE. 7.REMEMBER, EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL, UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 8.IF YOU CANNOT FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA (sung to the tune of waltzing matilda)
HERE IN THIS GOD GIVEN LAND OF OURS AUSTRALIA, THIS PROUD POSSESION, OUR OWN PIECE OF EARTH, THAT WAS BUILT BY OUR FATHERS,WHO PIONEERED OUR HERITAGE, HERE IN AUSTRALIA THE LAND OF OUR BIRTH,
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA, OUR LAND AUSTRALIA. HOME OF THE ANZACS, THE STRONG ,AND THE FREE. IT'S OUR HOMELAND, OUR OWN LAND, TO CHERISH FOR ETERNITY, GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA, THE LAND OF THE FREE.
HERE IN AUSTRALIA, WE CHERISH LOVE AND LIBERTY, OUR WAY OF LIFE, ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL, WE'RE A PEACE LOVING RACE, BUT SHOULD DANGER EVER THREATEN US, LET THE WORLD KNOW WE WILL ANSWER THE CALL,
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA, OUR LAND AUSTRALIA, HOME OF THE ANZACS,THE STRONG, AND THE FREE IT'S OUR HOMNELAND, OUR OWN LAND, TO CHERISH FOR ETERNITY, GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA THE LAND OF THE FREE.
now this i would stand proudly for, not that other piece of crap. all comments welcomed
Totaly agree with you, Have never, Will never stand up for that Union Jack, And while we are on the subject, lets junk that stupid anthem as well, (GIRT BY SEA...WTF) anyone ever heard the words of GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA, beautiful song.
She made a 90 minute speech, only the last 5 minutes of it concerned itself with one nation, and it was blown up out of all proportion,by a minority. (and no i am not a supporter
I rear-ended a car this morning So, there we were parked along side the road,and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you get soooo stressed and little things just seem so funny? Yeah, well i could not believe it......he was a Dwarf! he stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted at me, I AM NOT HAPPY JACK!!!
So, i looked down at him, and said....Well which one are you then?
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RULES FOR BEING HUMAN.
Looks like Rowan Atkinson!!!!!, you have got to be s....... me. IT IS..........FOR F/S.