HOME REMEDIES (10)

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOUR CHOKING ON A ICE CUBE,SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3.AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT, USE THE SINK.
4.A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5.IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH,TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES THEN YOU WILL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE, WD-40 AND DUCK TAPE, IF IT DOES NOT MOVE AND SHOULD,USE THE WD-40, IF IT SHOULD NOT MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCK TAPE.
7.REMEMBER, EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL, UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
8.IF YOU CANNOT FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

pmsl...i needed that laugh ...thankyou Rob...lol

MY VERY GREAT PLEASURE.

Thanks Solaris that was very funny!!

That was great.

Pearler....