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Feb 17, 2010 9:00 PM CST THE WIDY CITY
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
What is a fart?






A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....


A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......


A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!



Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
FROM ONE OLD FART TO ANOTHER




yay yay
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Feb 17, 2010 9:02 PM CST THE WIDY CITY
OneKitty
OneKittyOneKittyLa Grande, Oregon USA56 Threads 4 Polls 1,351 Posts
laugh I like the last part the best:

"Sweet old farts like you!"
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Feb 17, 2010 9:05 PM CST THE WIDY CITY
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
OneKitty: I like the last part the best:

"Sweet old farts like you!"
What can I say, Thank you, I thinkwink grin grin
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