Mistaken Identity (2)
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While on the Operating table she had a near death experience
Seeing God she asked is my time up??
God said , No u have another 43 yrs 2 months and 8 days to live
Upon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, lipocuction , breast implants and a tummy tuck, she even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth
Since she had so much time to live she figured she might as well make the most of it
After her last operation she was released from hospital
While crossing the street on her way home she was killed by an ambulance
Arriving in front of God she demanded "I thought u said i had another 43 yrs"?? Why didn't u pull me out of the path of the ambulance ??
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God replied "I didn't bloody recognize you "