A retired man and his ever nagging wife went on holiday to The Holy Land... while touring, the wife died.
The funeral director informed the grieving husband that he could have his deseased wife flown home for burial at a cost of 5000.00€ or she could be buried in the Holy Land for 150.00€.
The man thought it over and said "Well I think I'll go ahead and have her shipped home"
"But why?" asked the funeral director "it costs so much money...and the Holy Land is a good place to be buried"
The man replied..."Along time ago a man died here, was buried here and 3 days later rose from the dead... Well... I just couldn't take that chance."
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The Holy Land... while touring, the wife died.
The funeral director informed the grieving husband that he could have his deseased wife flown home for burial at a cost of 5000.00€ or she could be buried in the Holy Land for 150.00€.
The man thought it over and said "Well I think I'll go ahead and have her shipped home"
"But why?" asked the funeral director "it costs so much money...and the Holy Land is a good place to be buried"
The man replied..."Along time ago a man died here, was buried here and 3 days later rose from the dead... Well... I just couldn't take that chance."