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Buckley was fascinated. As soon as his country cousin left the barn on some errand, he decided to attach the machine to his p##is to see how it would feel.
Two hours later, the country cousin returned to find Buckley lying on the floor and moaning, "Ohhhhhh. Let me out 1 Let me out I"
"Land’s sake," the country cousin exclaimed.
"What’s goin’ on?"
"Can’t you see?" Buckley said. "I stuck my pr#ck in your damned machine and turned it on. This is the eighty-seventh time I’ve come 1 And I can’t seem to turn it off!"
The country cousin scratched his head. "Jim, I’m
afraid I can’t turn it off either. But don t you worry. We’ll feed you and fan you, and the thing’s only set for four quarts."