had a boring day at work anyone got a good joke or story , i was on my msn and nogood messages so thought i go looking for something funny to read anyone plz
ok Luke - feel sorry for ya bro so here is another one
A minister, a Priest and a Rabbi and out in the lake fishing. After a few hours the minister says "Im thirsty I goning to get a soda" he gets out of the boat and walks across the water. He returns later with a cold beverage. The Preist then decides he is thirsty as well and leaves the boat walking on the water and reutrns with a cold beverage from the shore. Finally the Rabbi looks at them both and declares he too needs a drink ... steps out of the boat and immdeiatly sinks below the waves... the priest and the Minister drag the Rabbi back into the boat and as the minister begins CPR he turns to the Priest and says "Shouldnt we have told him where the rocks were?"
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