I have to go for Dwight K Schrute from the Office. "In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead.................. I'm the lion. You're dead." If you're unfamiliar with the US Office, I highly, highly recommend it.
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"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead.................. I'm the lion. You're dead."
If you're unfamiliar with the US Office, I highly, highly recommend it.
Any thoughts on who you think is the best comedic fictional character of all time?