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kinseycyLarnaca, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 218 PostsMaisie: The things some women will do to get a man in - I bet you two deliberately set up this poor man knowing he'd be straight round with his big toolbox Then you stood around and massaged his ego.................I said his ego..........and sent him on his way thinking he was the bees knees. Poor, poor man..................tell me, was it a very big toolbox?
hmmm well it was me who couldn't get the screw all the way in so I'll take the blame. And yes we did massage his ego not that it.....oh it was a well packed toolbox but I've seen bigger 
I could so get in trouble for that comment 
Damsels in distress maybe, but definitely not fools, these women are after just one thing only, a good look at your tools!! Don't be misled by their innocent demure, for they sat there waiting, wanting, this was nothing i'd ever seen before! I asked for a drink of water which didn't go down too well, they just looked at each other, they were under a spell! So if you ever cross paths with this devious team, make sure you're well equipped.....and you'll see what i mean!!!!!!!!!!! 
masterg: Damsels in distress maybe, but definitely not fools, these women are after just one thing only, a good look at your tools!! Don't be misled by their innocent demure, for they sat there waiting, wanting, this was nothing i'd ever seen before! I asked for a drink of water which didn't go down too well, they just looked at each other, they were under a spell! So if you ever cross paths with this devious team, make sure you're well equipped.....and you'll see what i mean!!!!!!!!!!!
you love it! but you are right we are a wicked team...Larnaca be very afraid I thought the water went down very well considering the time it took me to get it for you 
masterg: Damsels in distress maybe, but definitely not fools, these women are after just one thing only, a good look at your tools!! Don't be misled by their innocent demure, for they sat there waiting, wanting, this was nothing i'd ever seen before! I asked for a drink of water which didn't go down too well, they just looked at each other, they were under a spell! So if you ever cross paths with this devious team, make sure you're well equipped.....and you'll see what i mean!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally envious here............ not just two women drrrrrooooling over your toolbox, but two gorgeous women who invite you around so they can do so... and both in the same room
Not only that, but then they get so excited they post it on a forum....... hell, that must be one hell of a toolbox you got there
It was a magnificent toolbox, didn't even get the extension out dear lady!!
All i can say is don't be envious, as long as you keep your tools clean and shiny, they'll be impressed!
masterg: It was a magnificent toolbox, didn't even get the extension out dear lady!!
next time you will
Just out of curiosity and fear of going to jail, one of you two fine young ladies were legal owners of the property i hope, cos it did look like the sweeney had just been round, by the state of the front door??
masterg: Just out of curiosity and fear of going to jail, one of you two fine young ladies were legal owners of the property i hope, cos it did look like the sweeney had just been round, by the state of the front door??
nope we just got you to change the locks to upset the real ownermasterg: Damsels in distress maybe, but definitely not fools, these women are after just one thing only, a good look at your tools!! Don't be misled by their innocent demure, for they sat there waiting, wanting, this was nothing i'd ever seen before! I asked for a drink of water which didn't go down too well, they just looked at each other, they were under a spell! So if you ever cross paths with this devious team, make sure you're well equipped.....and you'll see what i mean!!!!!!!!!!!
i miss it....
can i have toolbox visitation rights?masterg: It was a magnificent toolbox, didn't even get the extension out dear lady!!
You have an extension too??!
Englishman55: Totally envious here............ not just two women drrrrrooooling over your toolbox, but two gorgeous women who invite you around so they can do so... and both in the same room
Not only that, but then they get so excited they post it on a forum....... hell, that must be one hell of a toolbox you got there
Not only that, but then they get so excited they post it on a forum....... hell, that must be one hell of a toolbox you got there
it was!!!tomboygirl: it was!!!
Bad girl that you are
Englishman55: Bad girl that you are
ME??!
I keep telling you I'm innocent English..can't think why you have so much trouble believing me
p.s.can i see a picture of your tool box?
tomboygirl: ME??!
I keep telling you I'm innocent English..can't think why you have so much trouble believing me
p.s.can i see a picture of your tool box?
I keep telling you I'm innocent English..can't think why you have so much trouble believing me
p.s.can i see a picture of your tool box?
Certainly not..... it's rather dirty at the moment from some heavey usage and therefore needs a good clean
Englishman55: Certainly not..... it's rather dirty at the moment from some heavey usage and therefore needs a good clean
you used it without me??!AND it got dirty??!
p.s.if that involved another female-can i have details in my mail box?
tomboygirl: you used it without me??!AND it got dirty??! p.s.if that involved another female-can i have details in my mail box?
Are we talking about the same kind of toolbox here ?
I will save my other toolbox for when you come over
Englishman55: Are we talking about the same kind of toolbox here ?
I will save my other toolbox for when you come over
I will save my other toolbox for when you come over
I guess that got you confussled
Englishman55: I guess that got you confussled
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