Man has a fifty pound note tattooed on his willy. His wife says,"Why have you done that?" He replies;" Number 1, I like to see my money grow. Number two, I like to play with my money, Number three, I like having money inmy hand, and last but not least,
next time you want to blow fifty quid, you can stay at home to do it."
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His wife says,"Why have you done that?"
He replies;" Number 1, I like to see my money grow.
Number two, I like to play with my money,
Number three, I like having money inmy hand, and last but not least,
next time you want to blow fifty quid, you can stay at home to do it."