Why I Never Wash (8)
sassy49senior: I was forced to as a child.
People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
I can't spare the time.
People who make soap are only after your money.
I can clean myself perfectly well whenever I pass a sink, therefore I don't need a shower or bathtub.
The last time I washed someone said I smelled funny.
I know someone who washes everyday and still smells bad.
I'm so dirty now that if I washed the drain would clog.
If I start washing again, my friends will think I am trying to conform to middle-class standards.
I will wash when I find the bathroom that is exactky right for me.
I just moved here 4 years ago and haven't had a chance.
I never wash when I have company.
I was caught out in the rain back in 1997. I still can't get my right scent back. People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
I can't spare the time.
People who make soap are only after your money.
I can clean myself perfectly well whenever I pass a sink, therefore I don't need a shower or bathtub.
The last time I washed someone said I smelled funny.
I know someone who washes everyday and still smells bad.
I'm so dirty now that if I washed the drain would clog.
If I start washing again, my friends will think I am trying to conform to middle-class standards.
I will wash when I find the bathroom that is exactky right for me.
I just moved here 4 years ago and haven't had a chance.
I never wash when I have company.
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Sassy i think you need one more cup of coffee 
then maybe take a wash break 
morning 
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demonfairy: Sassy i think you need one more cup of coffee then maybe take a wash break morning
Good morning DF, Need more coffee all the time
But when it is wash break time I would rather nap 
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loverboy690: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRzcl10U5k0&feature=related
Oh my gosh LB, That was so very funny.
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trulee01: I was caught out in the rain back in 1997. I still can't get my right scent back.
I was caught out in a torrential downpour today but did not have any soap.
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sassy49senior: Oh my gosh LB, That was so very funny.
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People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
I can't spare the time.
People who make soap are only after your money.
I can clean myself perfectly well whenever I pass a sink, therefore I don't need a shower or bathtub.
The last time I washed someone said I smelled funny.
I know someone who washes everyday and still smells bad.
I'm so dirty now that if I washed the drain would clog.
If I start washing again, my friends will think I am trying to conform to middle-class standards.
I will wash when I find the bathroom that is exactky right for me.
I just moved here 4 years ago and haven't had a chance.
I never wash when I have company.