Things mom and dad said when you were a child ( Archived) (44)

Jul 5, 2005 7:14 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
My mom and dad used to say, "son if you do not stop playing with that thing it is going to fall off by the time you are 30". Well, I am 33 and it is still hanging in there, any similiar stories that your mom and/or dad said that was not true? :-) If this is offensive to anyone, please report immediately ;-)
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Jul 5, 2005 7:23 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
LMAO,hhhmmmmm that I would go blind by sitting to close to the Tv,And that they had a can of spray to make monsters go away,lol
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Jul 5, 2005 7:28 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
LOL,sure was and it was also something really that killed 99.9% of the germs in the air,it was awsome everything spray...;-))Oh ,well you ladies man...
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Jul 5, 2005 7:47 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
Ohio, PA whichever, hard to keep all these women straight. I "we" just say the northern women and the southern women ;-)
And be careful of those seeds, you just never know what can start growing. So, protection is key, just be careful where you "stash" protection, I hear your change pocket is ideal, unless airport security catches on :-))))


Where the hell is my assistant ;-)
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Jul 5, 2005 7:52 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
Well Marcy, you are prepared, that is a good sign for some lucky man :-)
And as for my assistant, I need some motivation to start, it is hard to begin alone :-)).
I will try though, I guess no one else's mom or dad told them anything. No wonder so many people wear glasses :-)
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Jul 5, 2005 7:52 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
Damn it,where is cute!!
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Jul 5, 2005 7:53 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
LOL,people dont want to interupt,by the way any mail yet?
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Jul 5, 2005 7:57 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
CUTE....where are you. Get that man off of you and talk to us :-)
No mail yet, I guess I should be expecting some hate mail soon. :-)
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Jul 5, 2005 8:01 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
I thought you meant mail about this thread, some haters of all things fun ;-)
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Jul 5, 2005 8:12 AM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
Possibly lol
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Jul 5, 2005 3:06 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
dempewolfchristy
dempewolfchristydempewolfchristy25 Threads 424 Posts
I would say mom and she would say that she changed her name
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Jul 5, 2005 4:34 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
EsquireX
EsquireXEsquireXBellingham, Washington USA3 Threads 137 Posts
"You're going to miss me when I'm gone..." and I do.
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Jul 5, 2005 4:43 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
How true esquirex,makes you think...
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Jul 5, 2005 5:32 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
BchBumDad
BchBumDadBchBumDadOrlando, Florida USA5 Threads 81 Posts
My personal favorite was (and I fell for this....) that your taste buds changed every 4 years so you had to clean your plate so you would know when they did it.... I was gullible... They made me eat liver......
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Jul 5, 2005 5:36 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
LOL,that is awsome
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Jul 5, 2005 5:48 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
dempewolfchristy
dempewolfchristydempewolfchristy25 Threads 424 Posts
if you ask a gain the answers no
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Jul 5, 2005 5:52 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
Damn my mother said that all the time,lol
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Jul 5, 2005 6:19 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
nineinchnails
nineinchnailsnineinchnails14 Threads 325 Posts
ill bet
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Jul 5, 2005 7:03 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
dempewolfchristy
dempewolfchristydempewolfchristy25 Threads 424 Posts
Im gonna wash your mouth out with soap
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Jul 5, 2005 7:19 PM CST Things mom and dad said when you were a child
LOL,say it is not so cute,not your mouth being washed out with soap...Your an angel...lol..Now damn it tell me something lol
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