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Jun 18, 2010 4:36 PM CST Kind or ????????
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his
limousine when he saw two men along the road-
side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating
grass?""We don’t have any money for food," the
poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I’ll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with
me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated,
"You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.


Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."


"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

"You’ll really love my place.







"The grass is almost a foot high"
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Jun 18, 2010 4:42 PM CST Kind or ????????
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good samaritan
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Jun 18, 2010 4:46 PM CST Kind or ????????
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
Oh that is just so wrong!
laugh laugh
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Jun 18, 2010 4:48 PM CST Kind or ????????
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
WhatUwish4: Oh that is just so wrong!



YUP But funnywink
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Jun 18, 2010 4:52 PM CST Kind or ????????
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
patmac: YUP But funny


No doubt about it...wrong can be funny!
wave wave
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Jun 18, 2010 4:53 PM CST Kind or ????????
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
I have a couple of four-legged friends who would love to get that job.
grin
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