Flirting - How do you do it? (103)
Room for two?? Wouldn't it be a bit of a squeeze?? Ooooo errrr, missus!.
I hope you enjoy your birthday bash, mine is year of the artichoke, supposed to be a good year, we'll see........................
Dx.
I hope you enjoy your birthday bash, mine is year of the artichoke, supposed to be a good year, we'll see........................
Dx.
Wouldnt need a heater...
Not till March my bash and nothing lined up in between now and then, time to practice the karaokee i suppose. Hey i could invite the Hampshire Hoggies, ill post nearer the time ok.
B
Not till March my bash and nothing lined up in between now and then, time to practice the karaokee i suppose. Hey i could invite the Hampshire Hoggies, ill post nearer the time ok.
B
Not fancy dress by any chance? 
Youve only got the maids suit left hun so i suppose yes it is now
should i come in my orville outfit with a chain attatched....toilet duck 
Hey, someones looking to be pulled
No, wouldn't need a heater for sure and if it got cold we could just ignite my tyres that I got back off E-Bay!! Thanks for the tip-off!
Yes, a gathering of the Hampshire Hoggies would be fab! I am sure Lily would be up for it.........
Let us know, matey.
Dx. 
Yes, a gathering of the Hampshire Hoggies would be fab! I am sure Lily would be up for it.........
Let us know, matey.
Dx.
Hey D, you know why we've been asked, he hasn't got any other friends
er,ya tv picture looks a bit fuzzy setfree 
Sorry bout the cheapy budget tyres bue there was storage charge you see thats our song then, come on baby light my fire.
It would be good to all meet wouldnt it on a local level, there was talk of a meeting in Nam (Birmingnam lol) but it was out of reach for me at the mo so yes ill keep it on the cards for march.
Bx
thats our song then, come on baby light my fire.It would be good to all meet wouldnt it on a local level, there was talk of a meeting in Nam (Birmingnam lol) but it was out of reach for me at the mo so yes ill keep it on the cards for march.
Bx
I have two actually:
Lefty and righty ????????
Lefty and righty ????????
You may be right, Lily, it was my Maserati I was supposed to be parking in his drive (for a fee - cheapstake!), thought it may give him some street-cred! But let's wait to hear - if its just the three of us, then we will know!!
Dx. 
Dx.
Cheapy budget tyres??? For my Maserati?? Whoooaaaa........
Love to hear more re. the "do"!
Dx.
Love to hear more re. the "do"!
Dx.
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:
everybody here who has been my friends for years is welcome to come to my birthday bash, you dont need the date as you've all known me for so long
Ps does anybody know where i can get lielike cardboard cutouts made of people ??????
everybody here who has been my friends for years is welcome to come to my birthday bash, you dont need the date as you've all known me for so long
Ps does anybody know where i can get lielike cardboard cutouts made of people ??????
ebay probably migs been sendin his to work for him for 5 weeks now and nobody noticed
I didnt know he drove a train ?
I do know someone who has a life-size Darth Vader, not cardboard but a proper model. Sad but true! Interested?
Dx.
Dx.
It could work, its a fancy dress party isnt it, and when people talk to him and dont get a reply we can tell them hes a train spotter and cant cope with socialising. We could even put a little puddle of water at his feet and say look hes nervous..
Any more ideas welcome and im glad of the new friend, at this rate ill have to up my xmas card list to one box every four years lol..
Bx
Any more ideas welcome and im glad of the new friend, at this rate ill have to up my xmas card list to one box every four years lol..
Bx
Didn't know it was fancy dress................
But good ideas about DV!
Re. Xmas cards, you're pushing the boat outta bit, aren't you?!! I will accept one in lieu of my tyres............!
Dx. 
But good ideas about DV!
Re. Xmas cards, you're pushing the boat outta bit, aren't you?!! I will accept one in lieu of my tyres............!
Dx.
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There still on ebay so better hurry
Sober now thanks till march then its birthday bash, and my year does that mean its the year of the cockle
B