RE: Mickey's Anti Christmas thread

Haha some things NEVER change. So tell me, who pissed in your cornflakes this time, Grinch. And to think, you still new years eve fireworks to look forward too. Love yoooou haha xxxx

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

G'nite BB, sleep well yawn

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

You know me too well rolling on the floor laughing
Jesus would be bloody safety conscientious, wouldn't he. I take it a rockets out of the question too then laugh

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Dunno what the others got you, but I've got a lovely fluffy pillow. Just for your precious little head hmmm grin

RE: What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full

Once again my Son made me laugh again tonight.

Him "Mum, where's Cognito?"
Me "You what?"
Him "My mates having a party in Cognito, where is it?"
Me "Did I really give birth to you?"

Twit laugh

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Any footy jokes are straight over my head dear confused

We come from afar, just told ya that doh
We three kings of orient are la la lalala la lalala dum de dum dedum dedum boogie

We come bearing gifts santa waving

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

You can't back out now. You can't leave me in the asylum 'alone' with this lot moping
If you'll stay, I've got some nivea hand cream in my tunic pocket, you can have that thumbs up If that isn't incentive enough, you can have the pleasure of nailing the bastard at the end, literally grin laugh

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Ok ok I'll stand in as all 3 wiseguys for now, as BB wants to be Herod (Just cos she wants to kill you off)grin

Anyone seen a star around here? (Noooo not you scouse lol) I believe I'm meant to be following it dunno

Ahhhh there it is * uh oh

This will lead me to a miracle baby being born to be king.
I come from afar too worship him roll eyes barf

grin

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

You're so right, I thinking having a sense of humour is key. If I didn't have a laugh, I might just cry laugh

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

That's your idea of an apology? confused Making us a couple of unpaid actors scold roll eyes

2, or 5 little words. 6, if it's truly sincere

I'm sorry, BB and Lil I'm sorry. Or, BB and Lil I'm really sorry.

See, it's simple.
C'mon we dooooo deserve it, you did try getting shot of us as the main course blues
You can do it sweetness comfort giggle

RE: What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full

What made me smile tonight was my son's reaction to Little Mix winning the X Factor. I was more than smiling, more in fits of hysterics. I've never heard squealing n cheering like it. My ears are still ringing shock Bless him laugh

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Awwww there's no need to run from him BB. We will have the upperhand. I know all his weak spots n phobias. Trust me, he'll be putty in our hands dancing I feel a sincere apology will be coming our way very soon peace

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

This is fighying talk where I come from scousey boy. Bring it on boxing Do ya worst! Cos I'm gonna kick ya fecking head in tongue grin

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Like heck do you resemble that remark. And I sure as hell wished I was doing as well as you are doing in mind, body and looks, now.
No way on this earth would ever have put you at beep years old. You're obviously doing summat right. Good on ya cheering

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Awww hug You've more or less wrote my recent experience as though you've been walking in my shoes. I must admit the hardest thing I know I needed to do is, to try and shut off the thoughts of wondering why? or trying to understand and fathom him out. I know it's easier said than done. I don't think you ever can get to the bottom of things, not unless he wants you to.
Personally I had to accept, at the end of the day, it was what it was. But in the end it wasn't what I really wanted. It was Time to move on and just accept it as part of one of lifes lesson. The thing that still frustrates me the most is, it took me 5 years to reach my decision to call it a day. I knew after a year things were never going to change. So why on earth did I waste a further 4 years hoping things would improve dunno
Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea. Even at our age hug

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

You're kidding right? I've got a thimble that'd cover the job hole rolling on the floor laughing

I completely agree with you over him serving us up on a platter. I felt hurt for both of us sad He can certainly get stuffed blues
Although I'm absolutely stunned that some of those comments didn't reach gutter level. Turkey, pecked........... I'm surprised a gobbled pecker didn't get slipped into one of his replies. Not that he's predictable or owt, BUUUUT lol rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Ahhhh but will you also apply it for him dunno
What are your knitting skills like? You could knock him up a willy warmer, just as an extra layer giggle

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

I need advice. I need you to advise me of the kindda advice I need confused uh oh

RE: Interview the person below

My Father. For real mumbling

If you had the chance to ask, or tell, anyone anything at all. What would would it be?

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Come on then Mystic Mickey Fish. When's it gonna snow? cold snowman2

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

How did you guess confused And you're gonna love it grin

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

How is it your tool manages to pop up in nearly every conversation grin rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Hey what dya mean you'll throw me and Bestbefore in? What are we? Part of the christmas bonus? Or on the menu?confused mumbling

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

laugh Honey, wire coat hangers and crowbars does not qualify as a locksmith laugh

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

In other words, cold n crap blues

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Ahhhh but you don't have the key to my chastity belt hun. because mine isn't secured by lock and key tongue My chastity belt is a combination code lock. And a bloody good invention it is too thumbs up

With all that twiddling about trying to find the right combination, I'm happily away on happy place anyway grin
Usually out of frustration, the blokes lost n gives up trying roll eyes

Well I for one would definitly recommend this device. For a change, the woman actually c*m first!!!!! devil
giggle grin

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Actually, it's probably the combination of the meds from you, and those off my GP, that's put me on another planet laugh

Where am I? Who am I? Who are you? confused wow laugh

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Strange stuff? Really??? Ooooh do tell. Not that I'm a perv or owt flirty But it's important to learn these kinda things about other cultures n countries. Educational purposes only liar very happy

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

And as we are the original 3 workers (The backbone) of the club. Naturally we should each have copies of the master keys to access the machines. Purely for the reasons of topping them up when empty (Or topping ourseves up grin )
Shhhhhh just don't let on to the boss though uh oh

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

What about vending machines? You can get most things out of them already anyway, crisps, chocolate, soft drinks, coffee, durex, sex aids, why not alcohol too. At this rate we wouldn't need to lift a finger while we were there. We can just to join in with all the fun instead yay

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