RE: Tiss the season to be jolly.....

Ok sweet, I'll have a litre of white for the kids and a miniature for me laugh

RE: hi

Hi Joanne wave

Migene, I for one love your profile, classic hun thumbs up kiss

RE: Tiss the season to be jolly.....

It would be survival of the fitest, if your talking in litres hun laugh x

RE: slap me

Please Mike Slap Lily??????
I rest my case rolling on the floor laughing

I'm off to bed sweet, goodnight and thanks for laugh, loser laugh

RE: Tiss the season to be jolly.....

Nah, , loser doh kiss laugh

RE: Tiss the season to be jolly.....

www. tongue laugh

RE: Tiss the season to be jolly.....

Mike, touche rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Tiss the season to be jolly.....

Hi Setfree,
Survival, thats all I want for Christmas, just to be able to get through it lol roll eyes

Merry Christmas x

RE: Pass on a ...........................

Sending a smile to all you nice people out there.
A smile is infectious; you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin
When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile then I realized all its worth,
A single smile, like mine and yours could travel round the earth.
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected
Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

RE: slap me

Mike, I'll send you the link to one I have used in the past.
Although I don't see why I should, after you were so hurtful to me yesterdaycrying laugh

Mathematics

Tee hee laugh
Ok, I'll get me coat lol.

Mathematics

A year younger wasn't too far out, apart from Migene, who's been aged by about, Hmmm???? 20 years lollaugh

Scoucer, one attempt times 2, just to be on the safe side lol. Seriously tho, the ex is alive and well before anyone truly believes I've bumped him off lol. Although it might be different story if he doesn't cough up his maintenance roll eyes

Mathematics

1. pick the number of times a week you like a pint or glass of wine.

2. multiply this number by 2

3. add 5 for a sunday

4. multiply this number by 50 (get the calculator)

5. if you've had your birthday this year add 1755, if not add 1754

6. now subtract the 4 digit number of the year you were born

7. you should be left with a 3 digit number

8. the first number is your original number you chose to have a drink

9. the next 2 numbers are your age. OH YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me know if this works for you too. cheers cheers

RE: Morning all

Good Morning Chris & All

It's so nice to be greeted with a 'Good Morning' Chris, and not the usual 'What's for breadfast, Mum' lol.

I hope you all have a wonderful day filled with postitive thoughts and vibes.

Have a good one everyone.

x

Double Dare

Hello All

Your so right Yami, communications skills play a very large part of being understood but not everyones level of understanding a person is the same. Take this thread for instance, it was very much said with toungue in cheek, theres no way on this earth I would harm my ex, seriously, he's a great guy. But this is just my warped sence of humour. I don't expect everyone to understand it or agree with it but isn't it our differences that make us all unique? Gawd, if I did bump my ex off, who on earth would I get to have the kids each weekend to give me a break lol.

I think life is the best lessons we can learn from. I'm certainly not the same person I was when I first split from my ex. Back then I walked away heartbroken, confused and desperate for someone to tell me how to cope, I was at a complete loss and didn't understand but,it was going through those emotions, finding my own way and coming out the other side that has made me the person I am today. A better and stronger person than I was back then. We are our own best teachers and I know its a bit of a cliche but time, is a wonderful healer.

I agree, we are all made up with the same buttons but I think depending at what stages we are in life/relationships our buttons might not neccessarilly be in the same place as the next persons, once again its those buttons that make us individuals.

More people should say what the mean and mean what they say, the world would then be a less confused place.

Go on, you can say it now, as clear as mud laugh

AhuBeria, here catch lol, Its well used so might need sharpening lollaugh

Double Dare

Scouser, yes, something like that lol. If the sharp implement doesn't finish them off then the sleep depivation will lol.

Thanks for the welcome Migene. I will try and pop over but multitasking at the mo and very badly at that. I have no objections to being frisked but draw the line at any body searches lol.

YamiYami, thanks for the advice but, believe me I've tried, not even a Google search could help me lol. I'd settle for a man with a heart anyday, who needs the dangly bits when we have Ann Summers lol.

cheers

Double Dare

The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?

Geeez I knew I was going wrong somewhere, see my Mum always told me the best way to a man’s heart was through his chest, with sharp implement or was that my preffered way to bump off my ex? doh

Sorry all, having a mad moment
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RE: CREATIVITY

Hi, I can't take the credit for this but thought it was quite good. Some very clever people out there who create these pics.

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