GOLFINNG ACCIDENT ( Archived) (2)

Jun 26, 2010 1:31 PM CST GOLFINNG ACCIDENT
patmac
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally the Doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it's like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows, so naturally we went to look for them. Whilst I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walk over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my BIG mistake....!"

"What did you do?" asks the Doctor.





"Well, I lifted the tail again and yelled to my wife 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't really remember much after that.......!"
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