THAT'S A NO THEN LADS ( Archived) (4)

Jun 28, 2010 11:43 AM CST THAT'S A NO THEN LADS
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one a**hole in there.



He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?



He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.



He: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?
She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.



A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.
She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.



After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach,


now let's see your departure.
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Jun 28, 2010 11:45 AM CST THAT'S A NO THEN LADS
BoyracerBMW
BoyracerBMWBoyracerBMWBerlin, Germany48 Threads 7 Polls 635 Posts
Women can be so cruel!!....crying crying crying
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Jun 28, 2010 11:45 AM CST THAT'S A NO THEN LADS
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton,hickory, North Carolina USA120 Threads 17 Polls 5,654 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Trying to get in good with the ladies after your other joke grin wave devil tongue thumbs up
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Jun 28, 2010 11:48 AM CST THAT'S A NO THEN LADS
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
demonfairy: Trying to get in good with the ladies after your other joke
Nope the chocolate one should have saved me a wee bitwink grin cheers
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