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True, but it's the way the say it, that gives it away. Also, they way as soon as they can establish the difference, all conversations ceases, and they never talk to you again. (Like, in a work situation, training class, whatevera.)
Experience chalked up, you soon can tell which people 'saying it that way' are on their way to catorizing you as 'not one of them'. (Followed by total avoidance thereafter.)
The ones who have asked me (dozens and dozens if not hundreds of times) "Where dya come from? When are ya goin back?" (those words exactly, quoted verbatum, every time!) are kinda easy to read.
The questions being fired at me in a LOUD, DESPERATE, FEVERISH voice are usually a major clue of what's to come...
There's always the usual (tediously similar) conversation...
"WHERE do ya come from???? WHEN ya goin BACK????"
---Well, I'm from here originally...but I've (travelled/did some schooling abroad/adopted this accent for the duration of filming a movie I'm working on/like doing accents for fun/wanted to see what would happen if I sounded like this/always wanted someone to ask me that question) [delete as necessary].
Why do you ask?
"Well, I'm only asking!!!" [The all-exonerating statement of the obvious. Gives anyone license to do whatever they want, apparently].
(Yes, I know you were 'asking'. I know what a question is; I speak fluent English. You're stating the obvous. Do you also yell at Police "I'm Only Stealing this car!!!"...? "Well, I'm only picking someone's pocket!!")
then there's the
"WHERE is your ACCENT FROM????"
---Well I'm from here, but I've travelled (was brainwashed into speaking like this?/I like faking accents?/etc...)
which gets answer with:
"YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM [GUAM/TIMBUKTU/BORNEO/ALPHA CENTURAI] !!!"
---...Then why did you ask where my accent was from? (Obviously not a detective in the making...)
Then there the 'dead to rights' guy:
"WHERE IS YOUR ACCENT FROM?!?!????? - ORIGINALLY!!!!"
(Spotlights from overhead helicopters shine on you when this question is asked...don't bother trying to run...you're painted into a corner in a dead end alley, like you're trapped in a bad made-for-tv-movie...on the run...with nowhere to hide...they've got you surrounded...)