New limerick THread (69)
Alexei23: quiet here tonight, who the fudge is steve grant missus
chuckles wont be happy
chuckles wont be happy
same boat as you,my friend,lol Alexei23: Ya i'm making my exit outta this thread, i cant do it beers dont help either
just spit the 1st thing out thats comes in2 ur head,
There was a mature cat called ella
Who was longing to go on a date with a fella
She primped and she preened
Till her fur coat was all lovely and cleaned
did she get a date, she won't tell ya
Who was longing to go on a date with a fella
She primped and she preened
Till her fur coat was all lovely and cleaned
did she get a date, she won't tell ya
i've tried to think of more limericks
but i think my mind has gone dead
i've tried to copy them of the net
but i guess thats cheating
so i better go to bed
but i think my mind has gone dead
i've tried to copy them of the net
but i guess thats cheating
so i better go to bed
mnkey: i've tried to think of more limericks
but i think my mind has gone dead
i've tried to copy them of the net
but i guess thats cheating
so i better go to bed
that was just lovley what u saidbut i think my mind has gone dead
i've tried to copy them of the net
but i guess thats cheating
so i better go to bed
you made my night,and ur going 2 bed
lets talk 2mor instead
its a funny old week
and the weather is meek
and yes i'm still awake
and looking for a date
but i guess everyone has gone to sleep
and the weather is meek
and yes i'm still awake
and looking for a date
but i guess everyone has gone to sleep
mnkey: its a funny old week
and the weather is meek
and yes i'm still awake
and looking for a date
but i guess everyone has gone to sleep
and the weather is meek
and yes i'm still awake
and looking for a date
but i guess everyone has gone to sleep
so lets leep back again ,2 steps:confused and everybody next
what out for a text
now i'm feeling a bit sleepy
and about time too
but i'm still on the net
waiting for a text
and hope it comes soon
and about time too
but i'm still on the net
waiting for a text
and hope it comes soon
todays the day for the yellow and green
Up the royal, croke park will see
Louth will give it their all Id say
But Meath will easily win today 
Up the royal, croke park will see
Louth will give it their all Id say
But Meath will easily win today
irish1978eyes: todays the day for the yellow and green
Up the royal, croke park will see
Louth will give it their all Id say
But Meath will easily win today
Up the royal, croke park will see
Louth will give it their all Id say
But Meath will easily win today
Oh Irish! Oh Irish!...
Where for are Thou...
Watching the Match?...
I wonder who won now...
It's not often we see ya...
Was it something I said...
We do get along...
Or is that in my head?...
Hope we chat soon...
I'd be over the moon...
In the meantime don't worry...
I'm not in a hurry...
You should log on more often...
And stop for a chat...
I'll try and be civil...
Whaddya think about that?...
...on the other hand! RAWR!
Wonder if she'll see this? 
Neenaw O Neenaw...
Comment ca va?...
Are you going to join us...
Or what are you at?...
We're missing your jokes...
And general demeanour...
It's not often you post...
Has anyone seen her?...
Come back, come back...
All is forgiven...
You're amongst friends...
But then, that's a given...
Start us off with a thread...
And let us advance...
We might even flirt...
Given half the chance...
So come on in, the waters fine...
We're missin ya babes...
Hope you don't change your mind...
Neenaw O Neenaw...
Comment ca va?...
Are you going to join us...
Or what are you at?...
We're missing your jokes...
And general demeanour...
It's not often you post...
Has anyone seen her?...
Come back, come back...
All is forgiven...
You're amongst friends...
But then, that's a given...
Start us off with a thread...
And let us advance...
We might even flirt...
Given half the chance...
So come on in, the waters fine...
We're missin ya babes...
Hope you don't change your mind...
Oh lord my fellow posters
just gave me a giggle.
reading post after post
and feeling the need to wiggle..
im online for a while
so theres no need to get lost..
heres hoping you all had a splendid day
for me it was a fabulous one spent
with the one that brightens up my days...
so come on lets get cracking
and give these limericks a whacking
just gave me a giggle.
reading post after post
and feeling the need to wiggle..
im online for a while
so theres no need to get lost..
heres hoping you all had a splendid day
for me it was a fabulous one spent
with the one that brightens up my days...
so come on lets get cracking
and give these limericks a whacking
chuckles25: Oh lord my fellow posters
just gave me a giggle.
reading post after post
and feeling the need to wiggle..
im online for a while
so theres no need to get lost..
heres hoping you all had a splendid day
for me it was a fabulous one spent
with the one that brightens up my days...
so come on lets get cracking
and give these limericks a whacking
just gave me a giggle.
reading post after post
and feeling the need to wiggle..
im online for a while
so theres no need to get lost..
heres hoping you all had a splendid day
for me it was a fabulous one spent
with the one that brightens up my days...
so come on lets get cracking
and give these limericks a whacking
Chuckles bright, Chuckles light...
Have a little fun tonight...
Hope more get stuck in...
With this wonderful thing...
So come on folks...
Give it a stab...
I'm not knocking Limerick...
It's just for a laugh...
delamer: Chuckles bright, Chuckles light...
Have a little fun tonight...
Hope more get stuck in...
With this wonderful thing...
So come on folks...
Give it a stab...
I'm not knocking Limerick...
It's just for a laugh...
Have a little fun tonight...
Hope more get stuck in...
With this wonderful thing...
So come on folks...
Give it a stab...
I'm not knocking Limerick...
It's just for a laugh...
guys you are brilliant at these no idea how you do it
There is a young lady called tartini,
Who favourite drink is dry martini,
She loves playing chess,
Wearing her fanciest dress,
Whilst watching on tv "i dream of Jeannie "
Who favourite drink is dry martini,
She loves playing chess,
Wearing her fanciest dress,
Whilst watching on tv "i dream of Jeannie "
oh my lord i have just read
from beginning to end this entire thread
i thought it might be a killa
but in the end its turned out to be a thrilla
from tartini, chuckles, delamer, alexi too
how the hell could anyone be feeling blue
speaking of colours it might seem
only right to mention the boys in green
what can i say it only seemed right
to the mention the team that shines so bright
from beginning to end this entire thread
i thought it might be a killa
but in the end its turned out to be a thrilla
from tartini, chuckles, delamer, alexi too
how the hell could anyone be feeling blue
speaking of colours it might seem
only right to mention the boys in green
what can i say it only seemed right
to the mention the team that shines so bright
Tartini and Modders...
Are enjoying this thread...
I'm out of ideas...
I've a pain in my head...
So if you can...
Donate what you will...
To this little thread...
And give them a thrill...
If you're watching the match...
It's the World Cup, I know...
But footballs not my thing...
I'm not looking to row...
I'd rather be flirting...
With these good ladies I see...
Lads your all mad...
...or is it just me?...
Are enjoying this thread...
I'm out of ideas...
I've a pain in my head...
So if you can...
Donate what you will...
To this little thread...
And give them a thrill...
If you're watching the match...
It's the World Cup, I know...
But footballs not my thing...
I'm not looking to row...
I'd rather be flirting...
With these good ladies I see...
Lads your all mad...
...or is it just me?...
The problem with Limericks you see
Is not rhyme it's the scansion you see
I have often found
That rarely profound
Are my thoughts at this late hour, tant pis!
Is not rhyme it's the scansion you see
I have often found
That rarely profound
Are my thoughts at this late hour, tant pis!
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lets give it a try
alexei is crap and so am i...
sorry im just hopeless....
Sharina is bright...
That's according to me...
I'm trying to think...
My mind wanders you see...
If I was funnier...
I'd have told you a joke...
But instead I must leave you...
With this limerick, I hope...
Someone will BUMP this...
And continue the messing...
'Cos tonight it's quiet...
In here I'm guessing...
I will say this though...
You're all good craic...
Even with the bad weather...
It's really a knack...
As the night draws to close...
I'm beginning to doze...
I might have to leave you with...
....these emoticons!