Why do women want to get in your pants on the first date? (103)
TheProfessorPandoras Box, USA91 Threads 4,746 PostsTech is currently donating his time at UGA, teaching underwater basketweaving and music appreciation to the masses - Not sure if he has alot of time in that busy schedule.
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lmfao.. underwater basketweaving.. 
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i gave up the basket weaving until further notice... im afraid of stingrays. so my calendar is clear now.
TT, you find a baby sitter yet?
TT, you find a baby sitter yet?
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not yet but i have a few prospective ones
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ok, keep tryin... btw, i have the perfect place for you to sit, baby 
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oh i bet you do.. 
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Sheeeeeeeeeez, u 2 crack me up
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glad we could help lutz
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now get a ticket Dana i watch the kids
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thanks lutz.. now how do i get the kids to you ?
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Fedex them,
hopefully enough airholes
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there's an idea
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You won´t recognize them, when u get them back
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as long as they are alive and healthy and behaive better i'll be happy lol
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Don’t you hate that? Then they want to move in start changing things around. Want your credit card; they say it's to buy you food but you no she is lying. Then her brother and sister in-law show up and have nowhere to go and just because you have an empty pool house she thinks they can just stay out there. Then suddenly she has a dog, a little barky mouse sized dog that just hates you and bites you on the ankle every chance it gets. Then she starts in with the nagging and complaining. You watch too many sports, you spend too much time with your friends, you work too much, and you don’t take me out enough.
And then the second week starts
You know I think I miss that actually
And then the second week starts
You know I think I miss that actually
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perhaps they want you to do all the time 140 miles when you are driving, no hope of cure
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i knew when i saw the title of this thread and the person who posted it it was gonna be funnie
i wanna get to know whats in his pants before i get to know him
i wanna get to know whats in his pants before i get to know him
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now theres an ad for fed ex.. a mother kissing her children goodbye at the airport... all teary eyed... "ill miss you", then the box gets slammed shut and taped up... a forklift picks it up and loads it onto the plane... screams coming from inside the whole time...
then theres mom, sitting in first class, sippin on a jack and coke... her hand slides under her blanket as she closes her eyes and thinks about whats going to happen when he ties her up and blindfolds her...
then theres mom, sitting in first class, sippin on a jack and coke... her hand slides under her blanket as she closes her eyes and thinks about whats going to happen when he ties her up and blindfolds her...
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all ya gotta do is ask 
you ever picked anyone up at church?
id love to hear about it from anyone who has pulled it off... hell, maybe ill go this weekend and do some investigative reporting
you ever picked anyone up at church?
id love to hear about it from anyone who has pulled it off... hell, maybe ill go this weekend and do some investigative reporting
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