Good one, read to the END !!! (8)
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Lil Fairy 
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another donkey story.a man was walking past a tunnel.and there.was a man with a hammer /chisel. cutting two deep groves into the roof of the tunnel.my oh my said the man thats looks like hard work ? yes it is very hard work this roof is solid granite,why ? asked the man are you doing it ? its my donkey ,he doesent like his ears touching the roof.,oh said the man looking down he noticed the floor of the tunnel was plain soil .wouldnt have been better to have dug a small trench ? what for said the man .its not his feet its his EARS.
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nuiiiii. with out thinking .i have gone into your thread .about a nother donkey story .i was told this is highjacking i do opologise i am sorry.....this is the second time ivd done it i feel very bad about this .......peter
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Nuliii, not only is this funny, it is also very instructive. Brava Nuliii.
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trueheart1941: nuiiiii. with out thinking .i have gone into your thread .about a nother donkey story .i was told this is highjacking i do opologise i am sorry.....this is the second time ivd done it i feel very bad about this .......peter
Peter all i post are JOKES so feel free to post anything u have , its NOT MY THREAD and u can highjack me opssssss JOKE threads anytime 
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
*****
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most "worries" actually never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW .......
Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock..