Share drunk stories, make me feel better (50)
Emmmmma: I'm loving all these drunken stories here
one of my most embarrassing ones involved a lot of drink in west cork. A few of us rented a house there for a weekend. On the first night we went to the pub, me and one of my friends got a tad more merry than everyone else and ended up being the last two to leave. The two of us walked back to what we thought was our house...untill an old man answered the door. My friend asked could we stay the night and he let us in. Waking up, my memory of the night before came back slowly, my friend and I snuck out only having to come back, knock on the door, as he left his wallet there!
turns out our house was in the street behind!
oh the embarrassment ..but very nice of the people to let us stay over.
one of my most embarrassing ones involved a lot of drink in west cork. A few of us rented a house there for a weekend. On the first night we went to the pub, me and one of my friends got a tad more merry than everyone else and ended up being the last two to leave. The two of us walked back to what we thought was our house...untill an old man answered the door. My friend asked could we stay the night and he let us in. Waking up, my memory of the night before came back slowly, my friend and I snuck out only having to come back, knock on the door, as he left his wallet there!
turns out our house was in the street behind!
oh the embarrassment ..but very nice of the people to let us stay over.
Alpha01: Got WAY too pissed last night.
I haven't been drunk in long time. So last night, I threw caution to the wind and just drank. BIG mistake. Ended up fallin asleep in the pub toilets, being bundled into a taxi and then remember not being able to work my front door key and eventually my dad woke me up on my front doorstep.
SO embarassed. Someone tell me worse drunk stories to make me fell better.
I haven't been drunk in long time. So last night, I threw caution to the wind and just drank. BIG mistake. Ended up fallin asleep in the pub toilets, being bundled into a taxi and then remember not being able to work my front door key and eventually my dad woke me up on my front doorstep.
SO embarassed. Someone tell me worse drunk stories to make me fell better.
had a night on sambuka one night next morning woke up with a rash all over my legs said to me friend i must b allergic to that stuff she said through alot of load laughter "it wasnt the drink it was the nettle bush u fell into
anneh88: had a night on sambuka one night next morning woke up with a rash all over my legs said to me friend i must b allergic to that stuff she said through alot of load laughter "it wasnt the drink it was the nettle bush u fell into
As long as ya got some batterd sausage and sauce afterwards tho you were better lmao
Kodexx: As long as ya got some batterd sausage and sauce afterwards tho you were better lmao
if i did i dont remember it
anneh88: if i did i dont remember it
Awwww poor babe ..hugs for you
Kodexx: Awwww poor babe ..hugs for you
ah its ok wat i dont know wont hurt me
but thanks for the huganneh88: ah its ok wat i dont know wont hurt me but thanks for the hug
np hon.....here have another
im in sharing the love form today!!
Kodexx: np hon.....here have another
im in sharing the love form today!!
im in sharing the love form today!!
me too
in great form
well i managed to come home after a nite out and started to feel sick and not wanting to throw up on my front step decided in my drunk state it was a good idea to do it into my boots that i had taken off in car on way home
to this day i can still smell strawberries as i drank some crap wit dem in it yuk
oh ya and my now ex had to lift my boots which i carried on into the house wit them still full and take them out side to dump them lol
to this day i can still smell strawberries as i drank some crap wit dem in it yuk
oh ya and my now ex had to lift my boots which i carried on into the house wit them still full and take them out side to dump them lol
anniebaby: well i managed to come home after a nite out and started to feel sick and not wanting to throw up on my front step decided in my drunk state it was a good idea to do it into my boots that i had taken off in car on way home
to this day i can still smell strawberries as i drank some crap wit dem in it yuk
oh ya and my now ex had to lift my boots which i carried on into the house wit them still full and take them out side to dump them lol
to this day i can still smell strawberries as i drank some crap wit dem in it yuk
oh ya and my now ex had to lift my boots which i carried on into the house wit them still full and take them out side to dump them lol
oh god one of the girls at one of the parties i had in my house got sick in my wheelie bin she had to clean it out after it was collected i wasnt doin it can handle anythin but sick
haha i used to b like that till i had my little girl now its not so bad
altho its been yrs since i had dat much to drink older but not wiser bday coming up and think the girls have something planned god help me
watch ur wheelie bin lol
altho its been yrs since i had dat much to drink older but not wiser bday coming up and think the girls have something planned god help me
watch ur wheelie bin lol
walking home last night very drunk with the chinese in hand well i dropped the chinese and fell on top of it trying to pick it up, woke up with black arms this morning and my clothes were destroyed
it was funny except i've sliced my arm open somehow too. i'm leaving this place for a while peeps, will check back in though. laterz everyone 
it was funny except i've sliced my arm open somehow too. i'm leaving this place for a while peeps, will check back in though. laterz everyone wanyo1: walking home last night very drunk with the chinese in hand well i dropped the chinese and fell on top of it trying to pick it up, woke up with black arms this morning and my clothes were destroyed it was funny except i've sliced my arm open somehow too. i'm leaving this place for a while peeps, will check back in though. laterz everyone
anniebaby: haha i used to b like that till i had my little girl now its not so bad
altho its been yrs since i had dat much to drink older but not wiser bday coming up and think the girls have something planned god help me
watch ur wheelie bin lol
altho its been yrs since i had dat much to drink older but not wiser bday coming up and think the girls have something planned god help me
watch ur wheelie bin lol
yeah iv a little girl too and no matter how many times she gets sick ill never get use to it turns me stomach
dont tell me that my liver was countin on me gettin older and wiserhaha trust me its older but in some cases not wiser
im still as mad now as i was when i was 16 mayb it as to do wit the fact i am finally getting to live life now
hey enjoy it while u can ur liver will b grand drink plenty of fluids they say just didnt say wot kind
im still as mad now as i was when i was 16 mayb it as to do wit the fact i am finally getting to live life now
hey enjoy it while u can ur liver will b grand drink plenty of fluids they say just didnt say wot kind
anniebaby: haha trust me its older but in some cases not wiser
im still as mad now as i was when i was 16 mayb it as to do wit the fact i am finally getting to live life now
hey enjoy it while u can ur liver will b grand drink plenty of fluids they say just didnt say wot kind
im still as mad now as i was when i was 16 mayb it as to do wit the fact i am finally getting to live life now
hey enjoy it while u can ur liver will b grand drink plenty of fluids they say just didnt say wot kind
thats so true ah i live like its my last day here no point in regrettin it when ya cant do anythin about it live for now not ten years time wen ya have to get a liver transplant
i agree and mayb by then it wont b a transplant we'll need just a few jabs
anniebaby: i agree and mayb by then it wont b a transplant we'll need just a few jabs
exactly so were sorted weres my vodka
ooohhh dont touch the stuff im mental enough as it is wit out vodka in me lol
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I haven't been drunk in long time. So last night, I threw caution to the wind and just drank. BIG mistake. Ended up fallin asleep in the pub toilets, being bundled into a taxi and then remember not being able to work my front door key and eventually my dad woke me up on my front doorstep.
SO embarassed. Someone tell me worse drunk stories to make me fell better.
I went to KK for a night out a couple of years ago with my sis and her fella. My sis and I got totally ossified, her fella was driving.
On the way home (to Tramore) I had to purge the contents of my stomach, purely for comfort sake.
J rapidly pulled over and I extricated myself from the back seat and stood, leaning over, at the grass verge.
As I stood there I began to wobble sideways to the left but reckoned that if I just moved my foot slightly I would not fall over... wrong. One step wasn't enough. Two sidesteps wasn't enough. 20 sidesteps later and I was just gaining momentum and heading back towards KK.
Reality hit and I realised I'd have to throw myself into the ditch to prevent myself hitting the road surface. Wham! into the ditch, where I lay in convulsions with laughter.
Meanwhile my sis and J slowly came to the realisation that I was no longer beside the car, and there was no sign of me in the wing mirrrors or the rearview either. The search began.
The were searching the field in case I'd fallen headfirst into it, calling my name. Eventually (about 10 mins) they heard the giggling from way off back down the road and went to investigate. There I was, grass stained, puke stained and I had pee'd myself from laughing so much.
This far on and I'm still not allowed to forget it