Do YOU understand...... (43)
Martia: The gates open with DJ jumping two lengths clear, Hello gives in with a whimper, close behind after missing the start but now gathering speed is DD and sweeps past with a
But as always her is our resident Blonde Airhead come Egghead when needed and keeps the momentum going hold on who's that sneaking up on the inside while Shell puts her lipstick on, Its.......... De Wabbit and sweeps past with a flourish.
As the race reaches halfway I don't think we know the winner yet Hello has always got something up his sleeve and Shell never gives in, DD is as usual is out of sorts by 6pm
As if... Shell couldnt beat me if she tried, i put it down to her affliction (bad monkey syndrome) yup...But as always her is our resident Blonde Airhead come Egghead when needed and keeps the momentum going hold on who's that sneaking up on the inside while Shell puts her lipstick on, Its.......... De Wabbit and sweeps past with a flourish.
As the race reaches halfway I don't think we know the winner yet Hello has always got something up his sleeve and Shell never gives in, DD is as usual is out of sorts by 6pm
The weird part of all this was the blank response from Toffee. It actually made perfect sense when read backwards in Sudanese.
But I found the winged monkeys who only gathered biege totally out of sorts with the whole thread. We had Shaved cats who are actually (Apparrently) the same cat if the hair grows back over time. But how a cat relates to Monkeys is beyond me.
And how the horse race made the court room will have something to do with the aisle of goodedness and the time continuum. But I have it under good authority that the Himalayan mountain of canned goods does not actually exist due to the Special theory that any can, can and will be on a two for one special at any time in any given week meaning a back log of goods can not exist.
But in the Interest of The news of the World. We will place a Naked Lady here
So that the men of the world will understand and be able to comprehend.
Does everyone understand now.
But I found the winged monkeys who only gathered biege totally out of sorts with the whole thread. We had Shaved cats who are actually (Apparrently) the same cat if the hair grows back over time. But how a cat relates to Monkeys is beyond me.
And how the horse race made the court room will have something to do with the aisle of goodedness and the time continuum. But I have it under good authority that the Himalayan mountain of canned goods does not actually exist due to the Special theory that any can, can and will be on a two for one special at any time in any given week meaning a back log of goods can not exist.
But in the Interest of The news of the World. We will place a Naked Lady here
So that the men of the world will understand and be able to comprehend.Does everyone understand now.
By the way Thanks guys and gals that was entertaining reading so far. 
dragondog4: The weird part of all this was the blank response from Toffee. It actually made perfect sense when read backwards in Sudanese.
But I found the winged monkeys who only gathered biege totally out of sorts with the whole thread. We had Shaved cats who are actually (Apparrently) the same cat if the hair grows back over time. But how a cat relates to Monkeys is beyond me.
And how the horse race made the court room will have something to do with the aisle of goodedness and the time continuum. But I have it under good authority that the Himalayan mountain of canned goods does not actually exist due to the Special theory that any can, can and will be on a two for one special at any time in any given week meaning a back log of goods can not exist.
But in the Interest of The news of the World. We will place a Naked Lady here So that the men of the world will understand and be able to comprehend.
Does everyone understand now.
Your theory is crazyBut I found the winged monkeys who only gathered biege totally out of sorts with the whole thread. We had Shaved cats who are actually (Apparrently) the same cat if the hair grows back over time. But how a cat relates to Monkeys is beyond me.
And how the horse race made the court room will have something to do with the aisle of goodedness and the time continuum. But I have it under good authority that the Himalayan mountain of canned goods does not actually exist due to the Special theory that any can, can and will be on a two for one special at any time in any given week meaning a back log of goods can not exist.
But in the Interest of The news of the World. We will place a Naked Lady here So that the men of the world will understand and be able to comprehend.
Does everyone understand now.
but.....
Is it crazy enough?
DjWabbet: Your theory is crazy
but.....
Is it crazy enough?
but.....
Is it crazy enough?
Well that depends on your definition of crazy Dj. Do you wish to elaborate
My conclusion was based on the theories of pyramid buying as explained by the wise old man of the third ice cream container (Which was not Hokey Pokey but actually Goody goody Yum Yum) He said the winged Fish only harvested biege because no one else knew what biege was.
But if you tell two people and they tell two people eventually I will make one dollar.
But if you tell two people and they tell two people eventually I will make one dollar.
The cat just called, she said to quit with the shaving, she's bloody farkin' freezing!
kidatheart: The cat just called, she said to quit with the shaving, she's bloody farkin' freezing!
Shell225: I think you just worked out what this thread is all about
Somewhat
kidatheart: The cat just called, she said to quit with the shaving, she's bloody farkin' freezing!
Tell the Cat to stop hangging around the aisle of Dry Goodedness. And it will probably be OK, Unless its ginger and comes across a coloured blind flying fish that only eats and harvests biege.
Martia: Somewhat
Take another puff and it will all come clearer Martia.
Here's a new problem. See if you understand.
A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
dragondog4: Here's a new problem. See if you understand.
A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
I reckon it will rain...A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
dragondog4: Here's a new problem. See if you understand.
A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
With the oncoming political and financial uncertainty, not to mention the predictions of localised flooding, the farmer faced an uncertain fiscial future, added to this was the possibility that both pigs were male. However the farmer realised that 2 pigs in the hand were better than 2 pigs in the bush. Balding cats and dogs are predicted to fall in a torential pattern over the next few days, and with any luck our dams will be full.
Shell225: With the oncoming political and financial uncertainty, not to mention the predictions of localised flooding, the farmer faced an uncertain fiscial future, added to this was the possibility that both pigs were male. However the farmer realised that 2 pigs in the hand were better than 2 pigs in the bush. Balding cats and dogs are predicted to fall in a torential pattern over the next few days, and with any luck our dams will be full.
This is good news. This will mean muddy conditions that will slow the pigs up. And nothing is suppose to be happier than a pig wallowing in mud. And the balding cats and dogs may mean some free feed for the pigs.
Unfortunately the farmer found that two pigs in the hand were more than he could handle and broke his wrist. He's hoping for better news in the next quarter and will share it with the pigs to see if that will arouse them.
dragondog4: Here's a new problem. See if you understand.
A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
The farmer has indeed been ripped off and has in fact been sold 2 very gay pigs, let me elaborate.A Farmer went to Market and bought two different Pigs. His Intention is to breed them and sell the off spring. But the Farmer wasn't a rich man and had to purchase second grade Pigs. Each pig only had three legs. And at the time of purchasing didn't realise that one could only turn right and the other only turn left. And that due to one being Marginally fatter than the other moved at constantly slower speed. So how does the farmer get them to mate? And will the farmer be able to purchase items in the aisle of Dry goodedness.
The first red flag should of gone up when it was discovered that the pigs had 3 legs each, now, due to the coriolis effect and general curvature of the earth it is the general consensus that each pig in its 3 leggedness and due to the varying length of the animal there will be in fact a tendency to walk in everlasting circles, thus "bending" the pig and being "bent" according to the catholic church, is to be gay, a sin for which the smell of frying bacon will emanate from hell for all eternity.
There has been no comment on those who partake in "Gay Bacon" wether they have been damned or otherwise, the pope eats bacon so it must be ok.
I stll reckon its gonna rain.
It was with great glee that the Romulens who just happened to be floating by at the time saw these pigs and they thought they could be adapted to thier needs as by this time they were really getting frustrated.As looking at those pigs cute rounded bottoms the horn on thier head became stiff and it looked like a hose pipe with a showerhead on the end OUCH....these pigs were made of sterner stuff they ran round in a circle and zoomed into thier sty and the big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew the romulens away.
phones ringing sorry.
phones ringing sorry.Martia: It was with great glee that the Romulens who just happened to be floating by at the time saw these pigs and they thought they could be adapted to thier needs as by this time they were really getting frustrated.As looking at those pigs cute rounded bottoms the horn on thier head became stiff and it looked like a hose pipe with a showerhead on the end OUCH....these pigs were made of sterner stuff they ran round in a circle and zoomed into thier sty and the big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew the romulens away. phones ringing sorry.
RING RING .... RING RING.....
h h h hello?
Oink
H H Heeelllooo?
Oink Oink
HELLO!!??
Oink Oink
beep beep beep beep beep
thunderstorms have been predicted.
The weather your predicting is entirely due to the dry front from the aisle of Dry Goodedness coming up against the cold front of Frozen vegeiness. Suggest you move to the secret avenue of mysterious confectionaries and everything will be sweet.
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Ummmm....sorry - blank
It ok Toff just a horse race with a different name.
Come to think of it we had a very fast Filly! ... a bit flighty who would not stop chatting up the Colts sending them into a frenzy.
She won a few races as cheeky as they come! reminds me of one little blonde lady on here actually.