EVEN GOD LIKED THIS ONE (4)
if people were secure in their beliefs they wouldn't try to push them on others.
This guy started two threads with the same junk.
"Faith is the suspension of reason"
This guy started two threads with the same junk.
"Faith is the suspension of reason"
ocean78382:
"Faith is the suspension of reason"
"Faith is the suspension of reason"
So is atheism.
ok here the story, said little about the opinions
but unskyld me laugh, and I do really well,
when I really viewing for me Professor Face
ok here the story, said little about the opinions
but unskyld me laugh, and I do really well,
when I really viewing for me Professor Face
When the soldier stands up and knock him., yes you must unskylde but at the same time it's serious, then I see comedy in the moment
and unfortunately nothing but get a good laugh
for it was enough not the Professor had expected
The story was very good and I can well understand
soldiers liked it.the soldier said was not the
Professor who had been waiting to hear
but unskyld me laugh, and I do really well,
when I really viewing for me Professor Face
ok here the story, said little about the opinions
but unskyld me laugh, and I do really well,
when I really viewing for me Professor Face
When the soldier stands up and knock him., yes you must unskylde but at the same time it's serious, then I see comedy in the moment
and unfortunately nothing but get a good laugh
for it was enough not the Professor had expected
The story was very good and I can well understandsoldiers liked it.the soldier said was not the
Professor who had been waiting to hear
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A British soldier was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed two missions in Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 min.
The lecture room fell silent.. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair,
went up to the professor, and decked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked,
'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The soldier calmly replied,
'GOD was too busy today protecting British soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot...
So HE sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!
SQUADIES GOTTA LOVE 'EM