Old Age! Love it............. (11)
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that would be "it", sorry.
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Old age is just a number, your only as old as you feel!
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> >> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
> >> caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and
> >> asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the
> >> night.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
> >> house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
> >> afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
> >> house"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
> >> if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,
> >> and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
> >> night.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
> >> They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
> >> attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
> >> determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
had
> >> met on the ski weekend.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
> >> that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up
> >> north about 9 months ago?"
> >>
> >>
> >> "Yes, I do." said Bob
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
> >> the house and pay her a visit?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
> >> out "I have to admit that I did."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
> >> name?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
> >> buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "She just died and left me everything."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... now
> >> keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
> >> caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and
> >> asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the
> >> night.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
> >> house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
> >> afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
> >> house"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
> >> if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,
> >> and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
> >> night.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
> >> They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
> >> attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
> >> determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
had
> >> met on the ski weekend.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
> >> that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up
> >> north about 9 months ago?"
> >>
> >>
> >> "Yes, I do." said Bob
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
> >> the house and pay her a visit?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
> >> out "I have to admit that I did."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
> >> name?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
> >> buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "She just died and left me everything."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... now
> >> keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
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