THE LIFE OF BRIAN (238)
ICKLEwarrington, Cheshire, England UK50 Threads 905 Postsdont be so cheeky
going for me tea now
and you go to your room your not the messhiah you know
and you go to your room your not the messhiah you know
Im not a roman mum and never will be ! im a Kike! a Yid! a Hebe! a Hook-nose! Im Kosher, mum! Im a Red Sea Pedestrian and proud of it!
IMPORTANT NOTE,
for all of you out there who read this, i have just recited the script and would like to make this absolutely clear, that it is not the thoughts of the writer. All characters are ficticious except for Brian and Ickle, who are the only two who seem to have seen the film. Oh and printed of the script. Thank you...
IMPORTANT NOTE,
for all of you out there who read this, i have just recited the script and would like to make this absolutely clear, that it is not the thoughts of the writer. All characters are ficticious except for Brian and Ickle, who are the only two who seem to have seen the film. Oh and printed of the script. Thank you...
Now, none of your cheek! He was a Roman, Brian. He was a centurion in the Roman army.
welllll....at first
Who was it ?
Cenuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison...
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, public health, what have the romans ever done for us ?
Brought peace.
Oh, peace, shut up !!!!
Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in.
Better keep listening, might be a bit about blessed are the big noses..
Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I've finished with you!
one more time mate and ill take you to the f...ing cleaners......
Language!
And don't pick your nose.
And don't pick your nose.
I wasnt going to pick my nose. I was going to thump him....
You're not going to thump anybody. 
Ill thump him if he calls me big nose again..
Oh, shut up, Big Nose.
Ah! All right i warned you, i really will slug you hard....
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