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DAD=WE LOVE TO GIVE YOU ONE BUT THE BOND ON THIS HOUSE IS $400,000 AND YOUR MOM LOST HER JOB..THERES NO WAY WE CAN AFFORD IT RIGHT NOW.
THE NEXT DAY THE FATHER CAME HOME FROM WORK AND SAW HIS SON WITH HIS SUITCASE OUTSIDE THE HOUSE,.
DAD=SON,WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
SON=I WAS WALKING PAST YOUR ROOM LASTNIGHT AND I HEARD YOU TELL MOM""THAT YOUR WERE PULLING OUT""THEN I HEARD HER TELL YOU TO "WAIT,BECAUSE SHE WAS COMING TOO"".
AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF IM STICKING AROUND HERE BY MYSELF WITH A $400,000 BOND AND NO BIKE