Honeymoon at Home (6)
Oh my, sounds painful, lol.------ This thread is Archived ------
it does doesn't it but think of the position they were found in?------ This thread is Archived ------
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ok when your honey moon is over,can we go fishing 
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Well Rich, unreturned empties
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>> Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
>> back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
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>> In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
>> breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
>> mom
>> if Fred and Mary are up yet.
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>> She replies, "No".
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>> Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
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>> His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
>> school."
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>> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
>> yet?"
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>> She replies, "No."
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>> Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
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>> His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
>> back to school." ;
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>> After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up
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>> yet?"
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>> His mom says, "No."
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>> He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
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>> His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
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>> He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I thi nk
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>> I gave him my airplane glue."
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