Tickle me Elmo.... ( Archived) (8)

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .The next day at 8:45 AM there is a
knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing
up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands
Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.


The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena .

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

christmas will be fll of surprizes for the kiddies this year, OMG LMAO

Imagine if there was an angle right at the end of creation conveyer belt making the same mistake in assembling the male specie .. Would they all have to come off

that's what I call a miscommunication

lmao Joe you are priceless ...

you made me laugh ........ as usualy

Where's the Job Application...I know I can do this job...I have lots of marbles lying around the house just looking for a new place to hang out

Come forward Joe .. you are in her pair of hands . Safe ? That is a question that we have no answer for . She is doing a marbleous job .