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You can press this one button on some televisions and it will make the remote control beep. Universal remotes can be fun to try to program.------ This thread is Archived ------
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curves.
I went to San Francisco-- I found someone's heart.
Experience is what you get when you did not get what you wanted.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit
standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curves.
I went to San Francisco-- I found someone's heart.
Experience is what you get when you did not get what you wanted.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit
standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
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Did you ever know anyone who was so short that there feet didn't even touch the floor when they walked?
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much time.
Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Answering machine message==(Darth Vader Voice) Speak, Worm!!!
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press?
I don't get it!!!
I could not find the remote control to the remote control.
When you choke a smurf, what color does it become?