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"great daddy. We learnt the alphabet today. I could say the whole alphabet but other kids could only get to as far as s and t. Why is that daddy is that because I am a pikey".
"Yes son that's because you are a pikey" says the dad
After his second day at school he comes home all smiles. His dad asks how was it today.
"great daddy. We learnt to count to 30 today. I could count no problem but others could only get to as far as twenty or so. Why is that daddy is that because I am a pikey".
" yes son that's because you are a pikey" says the dad.
He goes to school the third day and comes home again all happy. His dad asks him how his day went.
" well dad I was in the toilet taking a piss and I could not help noticing my knob is about 3 times bigger than the rest of the kids. Why is that daddy is that because I am a pikey"
"No son that's because you are 26