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Excellent idea. :)
Who lived on a very big ranch...
Who lived on a very big ranch...
she had lots of lovers
but didnt like plovers
cos they squeaked when she wanted to dance
next
there was a old lady from hull
cos they squeaked when she wanted to dance
next
there was a old lady from hull
she went into hiding
up in the west riding
up in the west riding
And then she gave birth to a mole.
there was a young lady from York
Who once threw up while eating pork.
lots of carrots came out
and even a sprout
and even a sprout
heres a odd one
there once was a puppy from troon
Who ate a 10 foot wide proon.
he tried and he tried
but he just could hide
but he just could hide
That he threw up all over his spoon. 
there once was a soldier from China
Who never knew what he could buy ya.
one day on his junk,
he found a skunk....
he found a skunk....
not a mega problem just minor
There was a nice lady called Ickle......
who could be described as quite fickle
She does dress to impress
Leave your groin in a mess.....
Leave your groin in a mess.....
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there was a young lady from France.....