Just a bit of fun (32)
Good one mate, peace man......There was kind bloke called Geof,
Who was always short of breath,
One day he was typing,
It got so excitng,
He almost met mr death.....
Sorry about the deaf bit its all i could think to rhyme......
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH FOR A LON LONG TIME THANK YOU...your both very sweet... Ive copied and printed it for my daugther i hope i have not broken any copyrite laws 
I thought afterwards that maybe I should have checked with you and Ickle before posting! Oh well too late now so I hope she's cool with it! I did do a verse mentioning someone else from here but I wrote bad things (he deserved it) so thought better of posting it in case I got banned. :)Death? My goodness!
I am SO GLAD you liked it!!! As I just wrote to Brian, I should have checked with you first but I'm glad you're both cool with it. You would have laughed at my last verse even more! It was about 'you know who' that left.
Death i did say almost didnt I, sorry...
Hes gone apparently, i know who you are on about so dont worry i could have thought of loads for that.
Hes gone apparently, i know who you are on about so dont worry i could have thought of loads for that.
guys dont be so soure, you can hide your profile on here, and you wont be found until you reactivate it.
I was told he's gone, so that's good. Maybe that means I could have posted that verse? I'm trying to remember it all but can only remember some of it. 
She then met a guy called ***,
Who's attitude stank just like poo.
???
???
I hope he goes to Timbucktoo.
Something like that anyway.
She then met a guy called ***,
Who's attitude stank just like poo.
???
???
I hope he goes to Timbucktoo.
Something like that anyway.
BRILL Yea that's a good point.
Oh well I haven't mentioned his name and it was all in fun anyway.
Oh well I haven't mentioned his name and it was all in fun anyway.
that was very good, we can hope he doesnt come back, but a lot of people hide there profiles then come back, so you never no. we can hope though
I can fill in the blanks, what about this....
She then met a guy called ..u
Whos attitude stank just like poo.
He sent her a flower,
Wont say what he told her,
I hope he goes to timbucktoo
Hows that.....
She then met a guy called ..u
Whos attitude stank just like poo.
He sent her a flower,
Wont say what he told her,
I hope he goes to timbucktoo
Hows that.....
Teeheehee - Yeah that'll do.
There is a girl here called deb,
Spelt bacwards it would read bed.
If it were her and me,
And her giant size D
you not see me again in this thread.....
Boom boom......
Spelt bacwards it would read bed.
If it were her and me,
And her giant size D
you not see me again in this thread.....
Boom boom......
thats brill, brian
youll be pleased to know ive got rather a low cut top on today so there quite visible
youll be pleased to know ive got rather a low cut top on today so there quite visible
ive moved this up from the other post called limmericks .. being as yopu are all waxing lyrical .. keep it up..............
finish this one line at at time.. the person who gets the last line sets the next limmerick ryhm
there was a young lady from France.....
by Zedbra
who lived on a very big ranch.......
finish this one line at at time.. the person who gets the last line sets the next limmerick ryhm
there was a young lady from France.....
by Zedbra
who lived on a very big ranch.......
She had lots of horses......
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Who got in a bit of a pickle.
She met this one guy,
And bought him a pie,
But all she got back was a tickle.
She realised it was a mistake,
To meet this man just for a date.
He's tickles were fun,
And she liked his big bum,
But it turned out that he was a fake.
She decided to meet up with Setfree,
'Cos he'd often made her go "Hehe".
She was a bit scared,
As he's trousers were flared,
He must have been stuck in the 60's.
Her next victim called himself Zedbra,
And he'd only quite recently known her.
On his way to her house,
He ran over a mouse,
So at least they had something for dinner.