A man and his wife live in the sticks are were driving home one very cold night when the wife saw something at the side of the road and asked her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband “Its nearly frozen to death, can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning? “Okay” he says “Get in the car with it”. “Where shall I put it to keep it warm?” asks the wife. “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there” says the husband. “But what about the smell?” “Just hold its nose
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There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband “Its nearly frozen to death, can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?
“Okay” he says “Get in the car with it”.
“Where shall I put it to keep it warm?” asks the wife.
“Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there” says the husband.
“But what about the smell?”
“Just hold its nose