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blarneykite: But at least the camels don't answer back
no but they do spit a lot 
salanky: sure when i was in kuwait my ex got offered 7 camels, 3 goats and a sheep for me apparently thats a very good trade
hold out for 9 camels Salanky.... 7 just doesnt cut it
the cheek of him 
salanky: no but they do spit a lot
oh lovely...
salanky: no but they do spit a lot
True and they bite too..... sounds like my EX
bluebelle4000: hold out for 9 camels Salanky.... 7 just doesnt cut it the cheek of him
i was kinda insulted that he was only offered the 7 to be honest salanky: i was kinda insulted that he was only offered the 7 to be honest
well i would be too....
i have been offered 7 via email... so in real life best hold out for at least 9
he was gutted when i refused.. i simply told him i had no where to keep them and they would die of hunger as i have no grass in my garden and only a small shed !!! I am so bad
blarneykite: Go on the foreign man magnet
oh lord what do i have to do to attract men slightly closer to home 
salanky: oh lord what do i have to do to attract men slightly closer to home
Naked pictures will do it
It may however attract the wrong sort
blarneykite: Naked pictures will do it It may however attract the wrong sort
hhhmmmmm will taken from a distance with an out of focus camera do 
salanky: hhhmmmmm will taken from a distance with an out of focus camera do
Well thanks to software we can fix that
starting to go back to the more local men,still its a no 
blarneykite: Peskie bloody computer nerds
they're everywhere
salanky: starting to go back to the more local men,still its a no
New pics will get the locals in...... now is that what you really want
blarneykite: New pics will get the locals in...... now is that what you really want
i only changed my pic the other day, amazing how many men are drawn in by a nice dress salanky: why thank you
You're welcome, but you should know you look well in it too... Can't figure why the men/boys are staying away
Bloody idiotssugar77: Kick him in the nuts...because he is pissing me off... one more mail and he is going on my block list....
thank god it wasnt meblarneykite: You're welcome, but you should know you look well in it too... Can't figure why the men/boys are staying away Bloody idiots
maybe they only like what they see from a distance guess i dont have enough appeal after the picture wears off salanky: i only changed my pic the other day, amazing how many men are drawn in by a nice dress
YOU are wearing the dress...... and you look amazing hun
now stop knocking yourself, i said this to you before 
there is enough people out there who will do the knocking for us 
........... you are a lovely young woman, just enjoy being that...... your youth will be gone in the blink of an eye, dont waste it remember their is only one you 
nvosiris: YOU are wearing the dress...... and you look amazing hun now stop knocking yourself, i said this to you before there is enough people out there who will do the knocking for us ........... you are a lovely young woman, just enjoy being that...... your youth will be gone in the blink of an eye, dont waste it remember their is only one you
YEAh N you tell her too
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But at least the camels don't answer back