Hot Day In Texas (5)
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Northof7: It's a hot day--there's a traveling salesman passing through a small town in Texas when he sees a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of a house. So he stops and says to the little old man, "You look as if you don't have a care in the world! What's your formula for a long and happy life?"
And the little old man says, "Well, I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night; I don't get to bed until four in the morning."
And the guy says, "Wow, that's just great. How old are you?"
And the little man says, "Twenty-two."
And the little old man says, "Well, I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night; I don't get to bed until four in the morning."
And the guy says, "Wow, that's just great. How old are you?"
And the little man says, "Twenty-two."
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That was too funny! Wasn't expecting that!!
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And the little old man says, "Well, I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night; I don't get to bed until four in the morning."
And the guy says, "Wow, that's just great. How old are you?"
And the little man says, "Twenty-two."