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vinny1967: Congratulations........you and the Van Morrison version......I can just picture you two together
Just kidding........Well he cant have been all bad if he chose you and that song
Just kidding........Well he cant have been all bad if he chose you and that song
What can I say the guy loved me, and why wouldn't he, to know me is to love me, ask N
salanky: same as before what would you do with/to him/her if you got your hands on them?
He is mine already...
salanky: same as before what would you do with/to him/her if you got your hands on them?
well I wouldnt kick him out of bed for eating crisps anyway lets say
Crazylegs: well I wouldnt kick him out of bed for eating crisps anyway lets say
Well if he comes to bed with a packet of crisps the interest has gone, so I would be out of there
unless I am peckish 
wittyone: Well if he comes to bed with a packet of crisps the interest has gone, so I would be out of there unless I am peckish
ah jayses
hunger can strike at the most awkward of moments
i mean when im drunk i sometimes dont know if im hungry or
so ive been known to eat a doner kebab while you know...................ive come over all shy
wittyone: Well if he comes to bed with a packet of crisps the interest has gone, so I would be out of there unless I am peckish
It would depend on what flavour he crisps were
blipper2000: ah jayses
hunger can strike at the most awkward of moments
i mean when im drunk i sometimes dont know if im hungry or so ive been known to eat a doner kebab while you know...................ive come over all shy
hunger can strike at the most awkward of moments
i mean when im drunk i sometimes dont know if im hungry or so ive been known to eat a doner kebab while you know...................ive come over all shy
your a hell of a catch and they say men can't multitask 
last two views were turkey and the one before that was spain salanky: last two views were turkey and the one before that was spain
don't you like the sunshine, I am heading to cyprus, just the sun, sea and him in his little house
hope he doesn't mind me bringing the kids 
wittyone: don't you like the sunshine, I am heading to cyprus, just the sun, sea and him in his little house hope he doesn't mind me bringing the kids
oh i do like the sunshine sure who doesnt, dunno if they would pay for my flights though 
salanky: oh i do like the sunshine sure who doesnt, dunno if they would pay for my flights though
I got mine to send me money, give him all my bank details so he could put money in for me, I hope he clears my large overdraft.
wittyone: I got mine to send me money, give him all my bank details so he could put money in for me, I hope he clears my large overdraft.
hhhmmm wonder if that could work for me....i know he wouldnt get far if he tried to take money from my account anyway Oh 28 from Turkey and hot salanky will I send him your way or stop off on my way to cyprus
wittyone: Oh 28 from Turkey and hot salanky will I send him your way or stop off on my way to cyprus
you can have him im off to spain 
salanky: you can have him im off to spain
you don't hang around, well maybe I will see you at the airport or a foreign prison, after they plant drugs on us which we of course thought was snow
wittyone: you don't hang around, well maybe I will see you at the airport or a foreign prison, after they plant drugs on us which we of course thought was snow
what do you mean thought it was snow...it is snow....isnt it salanky: what do you mean thought it was snow...it is snow....isnt it
i missed my flight but will visit you in prison
wittyone: i missed my flight but will visit you in prison
aww i knew you would visit you can bring some snow home with you from your visit 
salanky: aww i knew you would visit you can bring some snow home with you from your visit
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I love Van C.......... saw him in concert lots of times, but i preferer Rods version of "Have i told you Lately" and Rods version of Handbags&Gladrags as opposed to the versin by the Srereophonics........... i know its each to their own