venusenvy: I was so stuffed from eating Turkey, the last kiss under the mistletoe made me fart! its ok though, everyone thought is was a Christmas craker.
Desertguy49South Western Desert, Arizona USA2,259 posts
Santa was flying over to visit Turkey next, but had an unexpected stop at a drive in emergency ward because he was shot in the mistletoe by some Christmas crackers
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Turkey
Mistletoe
Christmas crackers
Just some harmless fun ... to get us in the mood for Christmas