Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day? ( Archived) (43)

Jan 22, 2011 11:42 PM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
jodestir
jodestirjodestirNowhere Else, South Australia Australia32 Threads 15 Polls 166 Posts
How weird would it be ... havin' something *hanging* around all the time? ... laugh 2 funny ... laugh tongue Thoughts??
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Jan 22, 2011 11:46 PM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
paws4
paws4paws4Peterborough, Ontario Canada88 Threads 9 Polls 771 Posts
Likewise, I'd be terrified of bleeding once a month without a wound.
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Jan 22, 2011 11:47 PM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
paws4: Likewise, I'd be terrified of bleeding once a month without a wound.



is a curse...............ewwwww.........so glad to be past that
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Jan 22, 2011 11:55 PM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
paws4
paws4paws4Peterborough, Ontario Canada88 Threads 9 Polls 771 Posts
"How weird would it be ... havin' something *hanging* around all the time"?

Hey, it's utilitarian, it's a drain pipe, a pleasure source, a maker of babies and it tucks well into a pair of shorts.
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Jan 22, 2011 11:56 PM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Ahahahahha I was laughing so hard I could hardly type that rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 23, 2011 12:05 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
StillOfTheNight
StillOfTheNightStillOfTheNightClarenville Area, Newfoundland Canada11 Threads 2,832 Posts
Try to avoid taking a smack to the "nads", incredibly painful moping
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Jan 23, 2011 12:07 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 23, 2011 12:08 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
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You nailed that one VE wine yay
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Jan 23, 2011 12:16 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
I'd treat all the ladies like perfect princesses

just to show that there was only one guy who would.
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Jan 23, 2011 12:32 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
S4V4G3
S4V4G3S4V4G3Far North, Auckland New Zealand1 Threads 2 Posts
wave Hi. I know you were being serious, but I LOVE heart wings Your sence of humor. Mexican girls must be fun! peace
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Jan 23, 2011 1:40 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
zdeathangelz
zdeathangelzzdeathangelzjacksonville, Florida USA22 Threads 3,743 Posts
dunno yes you ladies sometimes you wish you was a man and what you would do.until it is time for your prostate examine doh frustrated than maybe you will be thankful if you are a woman applause rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 23, 2011 1:46 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
Tnpseudonym
TnpseudonymTnpseudonymmiddle TN, Tennessee USA12 Threads 575 Posts
zdeathangelz: yes you ladies sometimes you wish you was a man and what you would do.until it is time for your prostate examine than maybe you will be thankful if you are a woman
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Can't help but think when a man gets a prostate examine he finaly figures out why his woman always tells him 'the back door is closed and locked, buddy.'
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Jan 23, 2011 1:50 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
zdeathangelz
zdeathangelzzdeathangelzjacksonville, Florida USA22 Threads 3,743 Posts
applause they don't do it the old way no more help now it is a blood test cheering



doh which i find out the hard way when my doctor told me she was going to check frustrated she turn her back and had my pants down dunno she turns around and says HELL NO we do not do it that way no more applause applause rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 23, 2011 1:51 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
Tnpseudonym
TnpseudonymTnpseudonymmiddle TN, Tennessee USA12 Threads 575 Posts
zdeathangelz: they don't do it the old way no more now it is a blood test
which i find out the hard way when my doctor told me she was going to check she turn her back and had my pants down she turns around and says HELL NO we do not do it that way no more
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Jan 23, 2011 2:13 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
daisy333
daisy333daisy333Sydney, New South Wales Australia28 Threads 7 Polls 514 Posts
jodestir: How weird would it be ... havin' something *hanging* around all the time? ... 2 funny ... Thoughts??


I adore guys but being a guy for a day would be close to a nightmare for me. No make-up, no high heels...if I had to be though I would chat to all the guys I know and ask them what they think of the female Daisy wink
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Jan 23, 2011 2:26 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
zdeathangelz
zdeathangelzzdeathangelzjacksonville, Florida USA22 Threads 3,743 Posts
dunno i had a doctor 1 time thought he was going to be smart.i waited in the room for him on 1 hand i had a glove on and the other hand i had a bottle of ky jell.when the doctor came in and said take off your pants.i look at him with a smile on my face and said no you take off your pants.the doctor ran out the room i chase him through the waiting room and out into the parking lot. chase him through the parking lot and around it.until security came up wanting to know what was going on.


i showed them my glove hand and the bottle of ky jell and ask them if they want some.for some odd reason they started running away rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing let's just say as long as i went to that doctor he never ask me to take my pants off again rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 23, 2011 8:40 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
illu_66
illu_66illu_66Here, Andalusia Spain31 Threads 3 Polls 2,368 Posts
daisy333: I adore guys but being a guy for a day would be close to a nightmare for me. No make-up, no high heels...if I had to be though I would chat to all the guys I know and ask them what they think of the female Daisy


Julian Clary, Eddie Izzard, Boban....... You'd be in good company!!
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Jan 23, 2011 8:57 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
frenchfree
frenchfreefrenchfreesaint-brieuc, Bretagne France4 Threads 188 Posts
I think you had bad relations with one or many men. That explains most of your words along the threads.
I am sincerely sorry for you. I hope that one day you will meet a man so different of the caricature you depicted. Sincerely. wine
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Jan 23, 2011 9:02 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
frenchfree: Ooops forgot something...

I think you had bad relations with one or many men. That explains most of your words along the threads.
I am sincerely sorry for you. I hope that one day you will meet a man so different of the caricature you depicted. Sincerely.


Its called humour ...you should get some eh roll eyes Save your sympathy. Ive met lots of great men...all of whom would laugh at this grin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 23, 2011 9:06 AM CST Ladies ... what if u could be a guy for a day?
frenchfree
frenchfreefrenchfreesaint-brieuc, Bretagne France4 Threads 188 Posts
venusenvy: Its called humour ...you should get some eh Save your sympathy. Ive met lots of great men...all of whom would laugh at this


I laughed at this, too. laugh
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