Witchay Woman's PIRATE SHIP! YAR, Me Hearties! (101)
WitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 PostsArrr, Now there be a witch aboard!
Arrrr right ye be lass, there be wiches and demons aboard this vessel.
We be thinnin' out our daily rum rations with limes and sugar and drinkin' mojitos. A limey we be today lassey.
We be thinnin' out our daily rum rations with limes and sugar and drinkin' mojitos. A limey we be today lassey.
AVAST ye salty lurkers! Be not afraid to join me pirate ship. Methinks there be eight hundred lurkers lurkin about me ship!
Aye there be more to this pirate than meets the eye captain.
Welcome aboard Kiefer. Ye have the mettle forsure. Avast an assassin is lurkin' behind the shrubs.
An we best post extra guards on the rum locker. ARRRR
Welcome aboard Kiefer. Ye have the mettle forsure. Avast an assassin is lurkin' behind the shrubs.
An we best post extra guards on the rum locker. ARRRR
That last video be a fine example of lootin and plunderin technique.
Ahoy me heartys and wenches this here be a fine sea shanty bout the treacherous southern sea's!!
As Venus the pirate Queen borded the ship, she looked around and spotted RDM the Scottish rogue sitting in the corner. As she approached, she noticed his kilt moving in a very odd way...She walked over and kicked him squarely in the shins and said "Arrrgg ya rum swillin scurvy dog ya...Pirates dont wear kilts" "Kilts are for lilly livered land lubbers"! With that she pounced on him and tied him up. As she yanked him to his feet a wee Leprachan dropped out of his kilt! "Thats it"!! Cried the pirate Queen..."Pirates aint perverts either"! "Your walking the plank matey" "Its Davey Jones locker for you Boyo" "and your little Leprachan too!!! With that she proceeded to march RD down the gangplank on the point of her pirate sword! As they approached the end, She gave him a kick which sent him flying off the gangplank and into the water with a resounding splash! Good!! she thought to herself...that will teach him to photoshop me again...Besides, Pirates dont photo-shop...Good riddance to bad rubbish Id say!!! MMMMuuuuahahahahhahha
Aye you be a sassy lass for sure. Come aboard w/me mates and feel the motion of our ocean as we set sail for the Bahia de Banderas.
When you see this boat a rockin you can come a knockin'. Tis my personal invite lass.
When you see this boat a rockin you can come a knockin'. Tis my personal invite lass.
venusenvy: As Venus the pirate Queen borded the ship, she looked around and spotted RDM the Scottish rogue sitting in the corner. As she approached, she noticed his kilt moving in a very odd way...She walked over and kicked him squarely in the shins and said "Arrrgg ya rum swillin scurvy dog ya...Pirates dont wear kilts" "Kilts are for lilly livered land lubbers"! With that she pounced on him and tied him up. As she yanked him to his feet a wee Leprachan dropped out of his kilt! "Thats it"!! Cried the pirate Queen..."Pirates aint perverts either"! "Your walking the plank matey" "Its Davey Jones locker for you Boyo" "and your little Leprachan too!!! With that she proceeded to march RD down the gangplank on the point of her pirate sword! As they approached the end, She gave him a kick which sent him flying off the gangplank and into the water with a resounding splash! Good!! she thought to herself...that will teach him to photoshop me again...Besides, Pirates dont photo-shop...Good riddance to bad rubbish Id say!!! MMMMuuuuahahahahhahha
getcarter: Aye you be a sassy lass for sure. Come aboard w/me mates and feel the motion of our ocean as we set sail for the Bahia de Banderas.
When you see this boat a rockin you can come a knockin'. Tis my personal invite lass.
When you see this boat a rockin you can come a knockin'. Tis my personal invite lass.
Well, shiver me timbers !! Tie me up and swashbuckle me
That be a fine song about Australia! And would the Bahia de Banderas be where Antonio came from?
Witchaywoman: That be a fine song about Australia! And would the Bahia de Banderas be where Antonio came from?
The Bahia de Banders be near the port of Puerta Vallarta. I spend many a winter break jet skiing opps uhm plundering the coast of the Bahia. And sharing a bottle or two of fine blue agve spirits. The natives be calling the brew tequila.
And is no relation to Antonio. Tho he be a worthy pirate.
Arr! That he be!
getcarter: Nobody be touching me personal stash of rum. Aye me 1st mate be seeing to that.
O I bet I could get it out of you
Arr! Well ye may ask! The worlds end were full of bloopers!
More Threads
Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
Would you hire this guy - for any job?
Feel Good Music
More Proof The GOP is a Criminal Organization
men's perspective towards women
Sleepy Don!
the way you look
Unions support Democrats!
wanting beyond need
Happy Birthday MysteriousGirl80
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Related Forums
- Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
- Would you hire this guy - for any job?
- Feel Good Music
- More Proof The GOP is a Criminal Organization
- men's perspective towards women
- Sleepy Don!
- the way you look
- Unions support Democrats!
- wanting beyond need
- Happy Birthday MysteriousGirl80