SUMBICH! (17)
Good; sounds as if it belongs in one of the old Smokey and the Bandit movies with Jackie Gleason and Burt Reynolds...
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lonelywoman55: This funny
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Nice to met you.
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lonelywoman55: This funny
Nobody asked for Your Opinion!
Hello LW and TGND
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HotrodLarrys: Nobody asked for Your Opinion!
Hello LW and TGND
Hello LW and TGND
Larry I got One For you
Bite Me
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HotrodLarrys: Nobody asked for Your Opinion!
Hello LW and TGND
Hello LW and TGND
Did ya git that name yet 
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theguynextdoor: Did ya git that name yet
YES, They call Me EVERYTHING but Larry!
But How can I Explain It?
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HotrodLarrys: YES, They call Me EVERYTHING but Larry!
But How can I Explain It?
But How can I Explain It?
I meant the Joker that pushed ya in the pool
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theguynextdoor: I meant the Joker that pushed ya in the pool
It was me I did it.
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lonelywoman55: It was me I did it.
Now I know why they also call me Gator Bait!
cause SUMBICH wants to eat me...
Now what?
I really didnt post this did I?
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HotrodLarrys: Now I know why they also call me Gator Bait! cause SUMBICH wants to eat me...
Now what? I really didnt post this did I?
Now what? I really didnt post this did I?
Leroy your being very Naughty tonight
Good night Larry
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lonelywoman55: Larry I got One For you
Bite Me
Bite Me
Please dont tell me the world is now in running in Reverse<<<<<
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Which is Whitch?
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lonelywoman55: Leroy your being very Naughty tonight
Good night Larry
Good night Larry
G-Nite, LW, Just having fun,
Thanks for the Smiles...
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HotrodLarrys: G-Nite, LW, Just having fun,
Thanks for the Smiles...
You to CowboyThanks for the Smiles...
If I say Bite me it means I like you .
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lonelywoman55: You to Cowboy
If I say Bite me it means I like you .
If I say Bite me it means I like you .
Thanks,
That why I can joke with you....
Have a Great Sleep, and TGND too...
Just having some smiles to share,
You Two Have a Great Weak
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He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party,
The host said, 'I have a 10 foot
Man-eating gator in my pool
And I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well,
Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
No thanks, I don't want it,'
Answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
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