Bad Dates (62)
craized: I'm sorry but this is hilarious thankfully your ok now
Im grand..just the scar on my forehead to remember the night by...
sugar77: Im grand..just the scar on my forehead to remember the night by...
I feel for you
I also had to watch my sister fall straight down stairs on a wee drunken night out I effin laughed so hard poor girl never seen her get up so fast and still dance the night away turns out she did actually break a bone in her back slightly guilty thereafter (she's grand thankfully she broke a bone that has no use as such but just painful)Tigerlily79: well my last 2 dates were terrible; First guy seemed like a nice guy, I walked up to him and he says, "YOU KNOW i HAVE TO KISS YOU NOW RIGHT?!" proceeded to push me up against the wall and stick his tongue down my throat. He had a pain in his head that night an it wasn't coz he'd drank too much!
Last guy, lovely local lad, genuine, met for a drink, omg - longest half hour of my life! He barely said 2 words and starred at me the whole time. When I got home he'd sent a message telling me explicitly what he'd like to do to me in bed and there was some freaky stuff in there I can tell you!!!
Last guy, lovely local lad, genuine, met for a drink, omg - longest half hour of my life! He barely said 2 words and starred at me the whole time. When I got home he'd sent a message telling me explicitly what he'd like to do to me in bed and there was some freaky stuff in there I can tell you!!!
Thats pretty funny, jesus like!
I dont know which is worse, 1st might sneak it doh
manwithnoname1: Thats pretty funny, jesus like!
I dont know which is worse, 1st might sneak it doh
id like to see you try it I dont know which is worse, 1st might sneak it doh
Tigerlily79: Any cringeworthy stories of baaaad dates you want to share?
Well when they say Ireland is a small place they really mean it.I went on a date with a girl and while chatting she asked where i was from which she then replys ah no way my best friends boyfriend is from there his name is mick ***** do you know him.Now mick is a very good friend of mine but i had decided i was not really that into her so i lied and said i didnt know him.When walking her back to her car i was upfront and in a nice way said i was not intrested to which she said " ah its ok sure im kinda seeing somebody its not scerious its just nsa with Micks mate donal".Donal is my best friend and needles to say i walked away laughing to myself.It made for a fun chat in the pub a few weeks later.
Ok have had one or two where we didnt click and you d just know but keep chatting to dispel any awkwardness. . .but nothing like those described above!! Sounds like scenes from 'you ve been framed'
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Taureanmale: Ok have had one or two where we didnt click and you d just know but keep chatting to dispel any awkwardness. . .but nothing like those described above!! Sounds like scenes from 'you ve been framed' sorrieee
Oh they were..
I met a fella a couple of years back......we decided to meet in the restaurant part of a hotel. The food was self service....one of those places where you slide you're tray along a shelf and pick what you want as you go along.
I happened to be in front of him....when it came to paying....I took out my wallet, I don't believe the man should have to pay, I was prepared to go 50/50. Instead I end up paying for the whole lot....he never took out his wallet.
Then and there....we were finished. But there was the matter of the food on the tray...I had to sit for an hour and listen to him talk about his failed marriage... jeez....learnt a big lesson there alright.
I happened to be in front of him....when it came to paying....I took out my wallet, I don't believe the man should have to pay, I was prepared to go 50/50. Instead I end up paying for the whole lot....he never took out his wallet.
Then and there....we were finished. But there was the matter of the food on the tray...I had to sit for an hour and listen to him talk about his failed marriage... jeez....learnt a big lesson there alright.
Was chatting to someone on another site and we seemed to be getting on well. She was in Dublin so i drove up to see her. We arranged to meet at 7pm she shows up at 8.30. Now i know in not the tallest guy but i have my height on the profile(5.7) and the first thing she says is ur a short guy. Then we go for a drink and she talks to her friend on the phone the whole time. She suggests dinner which i pay for and then the cinema which i pay as well. After that she tells me she doesnt wanna see me again. Dont want a date like that again.
Tigerlily79: well my last 2 dates were terrible; First guy seemed like a nice guy, I walked up to him and he says, "YOU KNOW i HAVE TO KISS YOU NOW RIGHT?!" proceeded to push me up against the wall and stick his tongue down my throat. He had a pain in his head that night an it wasn't coz he'd drank too much!
Last guy, lovely local lad, genuine, met for a drink, omg - longest half hour of my life! He barely said 2 words and starred at me the whole time. When I got home he'd sent a message telling me explicitly what he'd like to do to me in bed and there was some freaky stuff in there I can tell you!!!
Last guy, lovely local lad, genuine, met for a drink, omg - longest half hour of my life! He barely said 2 words and starred at me the whole time. When I got home he'd sent a message telling me explicitly what he'd like to do to me in bed and there was some freaky stuff in there I can tell you!!!
GalwayGuy35: Was chatting to someone on another site and we seemed to be getting on well. She was in Dublin so i drove up to see her. We arranged to meet at 7pm she shows up at 8.30. Now i know in not the tallest guy but i have my height on the profile(5.7) and the first thing she says is ur a short guy. Then we go for a drink and she talks to her friend on the phone the whole time. She suggests dinner which i pay for and then the cinema which i pay as well. After that she tells me she doesnt wanna see me again. Dont want a date like that again.
I can't believe someone would do that.....it's such bad manners and soooo inconsiderate...you're better off without her.
sugar77: Ive had the usual bad dates where you just arent into them at all...or it's really awkward etc etc...
these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
You are so unfortunate you poor thing.
All of my dates were bad !!
That is why I threw the pack in the bin !!
That is why I threw the pack in the bin !!
sugar77: sounds like a crackin night..
He made it home in one piece
L1977C: He made it home in one piece
with his hair intact..
sugar77: with his hair intact..
irish84: dont stop now
that's it i'm afraid!
Dr_Hfuhruhurr: that's it i'm afraid!
oh and you keeping me amused sugar77: Ive had the usual bad dates where you just arent into them at all...or it's really awkward etc etc...
these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
remind me never to walk in front of you at the top of a stairs !these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
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these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
I'm sorry but this is hilarious