Bad Dates (62)
TOODLES: met a woman for a dinner date. Dinner was her choice, she expected dinner so i thought somthing new ( i normally suggest a few drinks or a coffee)
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
lol.. karma is a ***** hey lol
Don't think i have ever had a bad date. Guess i am just too nice a person 
darren9030: Don't think i have ever had a bad date. Guess i am just too nice a person
So only bad people get rubbish dates then and nice ppl get good dates ya??
They only thing I have got, was after a date that went pretty well that would have definatly kept me interested in a second date anyway I had told her I would be going away for the weekend to spend time with my son. Over that weekend, I must have got 80 text messages that basically consisted of "I miss you", "I really really cant wait to see you again", "I miss you so much".
Now, maybe I am a little odd, but getting bombarded with messages like this from someone I had spent a grand total of about 4 hours with freaked the hell out of me.
I had to decline the second date.
Now, maybe I am a little odd, but getting bombarded with messages like this from someone I had spent a grand total of about 4 hours with freaked the hell out of me.
I had to decline the second date.
killarneyman: They only thing I have got, was after a date that went pretty well that would have definatly kept me interested in a second date anyway I had told her I would be going away for the weekend to spend time with my son. Over that weekend, I must have got 80 text messages that basically consisted of "I miss you", "I really really cant wait to see you again", "I miss you so much".
Now, maybe I am a little odd, but getting bombarded with messages like this from someone I had spent a grand total of about 4 hours with freaked the hell out of me.
I had to decline the second date.
Now, maybe I am a little odd, but getting bombarded with messages like this from someone I had spent a grand total of about 4 hours with freaked the hell out of me.
I had to decline the second date.
No your not odd ... that would freak me out too....
TOODLES: met a woman for a dinner date. Dinner was her choice, she expected dinner so i thought somthing new ( i normally suggest a few drinks or a coffee)
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
Well done C for dealing with her. I have some friends who are very fussy about their food but they are always polite about it. Rudeness is a definite No-No!!I can't say I have had any really bad dates either. One or two boring ones but nothing I could say was very bad.
Tigerlily79: So only bad people get rubbish dates then and nice ppl get good dates ya??
I think so & you look an extremely nice person
so canot understand how you would ever have a bad date 
hmmm,alright, you're forgiven lol 
Tigerlily79: hmmm,alright, you're forgiven lol
not had a bad date yet ......... come to think of it not had any date yet 
p.s hit da "quote" thingy when relpying so the person knows your replying to them
-------------------------------------------------------->>>baldydude: not had a bad date yet ......... come to think of it not had any date yet
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thanks, it's a fright to be a dumb blonde, how do I ever get thru life without the help of a man
TOODLES: met a woman for a dinner date. Dinner was her choice, she expected dinner so i thought somthing new ( i normally suggest a few drinks or a coffee)
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
U did very well my man, as a matter of fact u did behave like a real gentleman i give u that.. I wish i had such patience...
Things like that brings out the animal in me.
That's when i get called a Neanderthal.....Very funny though :laugh
L1977C: that makes all the crap dates I had seem not too bad now
have you been on many dates here?
Tigerlily79: well my last 2 dates were terrible; First guy seemed like a nice guy, I walked up to him and he says, "YOU KNOW i HAVE TO KISS YOU NOW RIGHT?!" proceeded to push me up against the wall and stick his tongue down my throat. He had a pain in his head that night an it wasn't coz he'd drank too much!
Last guy, lovely local lad, genuine, met for a drink, omg - longest half hour of my life! He barely said 2 words and starred at me the whole time. When I got home he'd sent a message telling me explicitly what he'd like to do to me in bed and there was some freaky stuff in there I can tell you!!!
Last guy, lovely local lad, genuine, met for a drink, omg - longest half hour of my life! He barely said 2 words and starred at me the whole time. When I got home he'd sent a message telling me explicitly what he'd like to do to me in bed and there was some freaky stuff in there I can tell you!!!
aww man!!
hope they improveIve had the usual bad dates where you just arent into them at all...or it's really awkward etc etc...
these are dates gone wrong...
(told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
these are dates gone wrong...
(told one of these stories before)1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror..
ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
sugar77: Ive had the usual bad dates where you just arent into them at all...or it's really awkward etc etc...
these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
sugar77: Ive had the usual bad dates where you just arent into them at all...or it's really awkward etc etc...
these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
oh thats normal night out for me these are dates gone wrong... (told one of these stories before)
1)Met a guy in town for a first date..went to a bar on Dame str,big sweeping staircase(cant remember the name of it)went upstairs had one drink...said we would go to a different pub...he went to go down the stairs..sidestepped the bouncer at the topped,missed the step..went head over heels down this really long staircase,in full view of the whole pub,i swear it was like it was in slow motion...landed at the bottom..face smashed,blood everywhere...me still standing at top of stairs mouth hanging open in horror.. ambulance was called...i said i couldnt go with him to jame's street as id never get home to Bray..but i called his sister...he rang me the next day and said that he looked like the elephant man...and asked would i be into meeting again...i made up an excuse not to..bad i know.. but i dont think i could keep a straight face if i did..
2)reverse roles...long story short..went on a date in new killer heels(literally)..went to the loo,slipped on tiles..split my head open...nee naw nee naw...another ambulance..2 of us in a&e,me getting stitches..and he had to sleep on my sofa as the nurses said i could have concussion..and needed someone to keep an eye on me...and he still wanted to see me again...but i didnt as i was so morto!
Moral of the story..if anyone goes on a date with me,one of us may very well end up injured..
sorry for the long post!
TOODLES: met a woman for a dinner date. Dinner was her choice, she expected dinner so i thought somthing new ( i normally suggest a few drinks or a coffee)
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
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we sit down within 2 minutes she has called the waiter (who i know) and sent back her knife fork and sideplate all dirty so she said
we order food eventually after 20 minutes and 3 bottles of wine sent back later she complains the starter is cold (it was sizzling in the dish abuses the waiter (who i knew)then complains about chef (i did tell her i was a chef)
sends the main course back said the salad wasnt chilled (she ordered warm salad as a main)
it was about this point i got up and left (told her i was going loo) apologized to the waiter (who i knew)tipped him 20 euros and told him to give her the bill sorry but she deserved it
I agree.
She deserved it!