Obedient Wife ! ( Archived) (2)

Mar 5, 2011 10:07 AM CST Obedient Wife !
laurieanns
laurieannslaurieannsMiddle, Tennessee USA13 Threads 31 Posts
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all
of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
take
my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with
him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers
got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it
in
the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to
put
all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go
back
on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
in
that casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with
him!!!!?"
I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it
into
my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can
spend it.


laugh devil laugh

Laurieanns
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Mar 5, 2011 3:34 PM CST Obedient Wife !
No wonder they call women a Whoa-Man,giggle hole rolling on the floor laughing
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