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Mar 9, 2011 6:26 PM CST The Knob !
laurieanns
laurieannslaurieannsMiddle, Tennessee USA13 Threads 31 Posts
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!



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Mar 9, 2011 6:27 PM CST The Knob !
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
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Mar 9, 2011 6:29 PM CST The Knob !
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
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Mar 9, 2011 6:31 PM CST The Knob !
cgedvr
cgedvrcgedvrSo. Cal, California USA40 Threads 2,088 Posts
yikes...

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Mar 9, 2011 7:33 PM CST The Knob !
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lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
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