summer is just around the corner (20)
woohoo128: ..............,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????////##£
now before I start! I have added a lot of abbreviations for all those people that need abbreviations to determine when they should be breathing over there and, I think there's some other stuff that might come in handy you never know just in case I forget to add any of them. because I probably will get bored of adding them later and I don't want anyone dying because they forgot to breathe .
now where was I! oh yes summer is just around the corner and you can already see in the trees and fields. Are starting to come to life, and the wildlife starting to become more visible just the other day I see a herd of deer and I've lost count of the amount of foxes I have seen. It's the time when the mighty salmon swims upstream to be eaten by a grizzly bear when the March Hare scurries across the fields being chased by men in flat caps. when the mighty pigeon craps all over the car's and greenfly get in your ice cream a Time for sunburnt shoulders and legs that's silly white line were you forgot to take your socks off a time for the beer belly gut Buster Parade at Southend a time for when we were all praying for rain because most of the women walking about in little white tops for drinking cider in a beer garden and being pestered by wasps yes summer is just around the corner and I say let's great summer lets meet summer head-on.
and let's all do it naked
now before I start! I have added a lot of abbreviations for all those people that need abbreviations to determine when they should be breathing over there and, I think there's some other stuff that might come in handy you never know just in case I forget to add any of them. because I probably will get bored of adding them later and I don't want anyone dying because they forgot to breathe .
now where was I! oh yes summer is just around the corner and you can already see in the trees and fields. Are starting to come to life, and the wildlife starting to become more visible just the other day I see a herd of deer and I've lost count of the amount of foxes I have seen. It's the time when the mighty salmon swims upstream to be eaten by a grizzly bear when the March Hare scurries across the fields being chased by men in flat caps. when the mighty pigeon craps all over the car's and greenfly get in your ice cream a Time for sunburnt shoulders and legs that's silly white line were you forgot to take your socks off a time for the beer belly gut Buster Parade at Southend a time for when we were all praying for rain because most of the women walking about in little white tops for drinking cider in a beer garden and being pestered by wasps yes summer is just around the corner and I say let's great summer lets meet summer head-on.
and let's all do it naked
Totally agree sweety..
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And..... Am still waiting...... You said last night t the meet; You are going to write some things about me onthe forums....????
Still waiting to see if it is going to be good or really bad things!!!!
mikalover: Totally agree sweety..
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And..... Am still waiting...... You said last night t the meet; You are going to write some things about me onthe forums....????
Still waiting to see if it is going to be good or really bad things!!!!
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And..... Am still waiting...... You said last night t the meet; You are going to write some things about me onthe forums....????
Still waiting to see if it is going to be good or really bad things!!!!
oh no hun from what I saw last night everything was good
you've got a lovely pair of eyes
legs that should go all the way up to my chin
anything so did you last night when I got back to the hotel I tell you if you was there you would have enjoyed it
darren9030: He's a bit forward Jo
Not half 
brum_mum: Not half
Hiya C
hope you're well hun
brum_mum: Not half
darren9030: He's a bit forward Jo
Ahh Hey... Don't be twisting the mans words!!!
But......
WOW Mr Woo... Thank you for the compliments and erm the other kind of compliment...
mikalover: Ahh Hey... Don't be twisting the mans words!!!
But......
WOW Mr Woo... Thank you for the compliments and erm the other kind of compliment...
But......
WOW Mr Woo... Thank you for the compliments and erm the other kind of compliment...
no worries hun
it was my pleasure all those women whoo with short dresess and skitrs they could do you mischief Bro!
tomcat1968: all those women whoo with short dresess and skitrs they could do you mischief Bro!
that ok mate it`s a sacrifice I'm willing to take for the team
woohoo128: that ok mate it`s a sacrifice I'm willing to take for the team
wish i could help but as you kow im attached now so that will leave one free mate
darren9030: Hiya C hope you're well hun
Hiya D, yes thank you, hope you are too tomcat1968: all those women whoo with short dresess and skitrs they could do you mischief Bro!
Could? His eyes almost popped out of his head, I'd say that's damage done! tomcat1968: wish i could help but as you kow im attached now so that will leave one free mate
brum_mum: Could? His eyes almost popped out of his head, I'd say that's damage done!
lol eyesight is still ok
and after last night I'm going to get a job in HMS customs in birmingham because there was definitely some walnuts smuggling going on woohoo128: lol eyesight is still ok and after last night I'm going to get a job in HMS customs in birmingham because there was definitely some walnuts smuggling going on
your just the right man for the Job maybe Mrl but he is more discretetomcat1968: your just the right man for the Job maybe Mrl but he is more discrete
that's right someone you wouldn't just banged there staring with a silly grin on her face
someone that can look beyond a fine pair of puppies
Someone that wouldn't get distracted by the short skirts and long legs
someone that would stay true to the task and protect them walnuts
someone like me
woohoo128: that's right someone you wouldn't just banged there staring with a silly grin on her face
someone that can look beyond a fine pair of puppies Someone that wouldn't get distracted by the short skirts and long legs
someone that would stay true to the task and protect them walnuts
someone like me
someone that can look beyond a fine pair of puppies Someone that wouldn't get distracted by the short skirts and long legs
someone that would stay true to the task and protect them walnuts
someone like me
So I can rest easy that no man will be sporting Jesus sandals and white socks>
Oh and there's nothing wrong with overusing !!!!!!!!!! or ?????????? or any other form of punctuation sir!!!!!!!! (ooops, there I go again!!!!!!!!!
)Roll on summer time
mk20uk: So I can rest easy that no man will be sporting Jesus sandals and white socks>
Oh and there's nothing wrong with overusing !!!!!!!!!! or ?????????? or any other form of punctuation sir!!!!!!!! (ooops, there I go again!!!!!!!!!
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Roll on summer time
Oh and there's nothing wrong with overusing !!!!!!!!!! or ?????????? or any other form of punctuation sir!!!!!!!! (ooops, there I go again!!!!!!!!!
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Roll on summer time
lol I can't promise that your from Yorkshire and some traditions just don't die
woohoo128: ohhh i haven't forgotten about stocking tops hun
i was keeping that one to myself
i was keeping that one to myself
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now before I start! I have added a lot of abbreviations for all those people that need abbreviations to determine when they should be breathing
now where was I! oh yes summer is just around the corner and you can already see in the trees and fields. Are starting to come to life, and the wildlife starting to become more visible just the other day I see a herd of deer and I've lost count of the amount of foxes I have seen. It's the time when the mighty salmon swims upstream to be eaten by a grizzly bear
and let's all do it naked