Newfie Joke - it's a Canadian thing!! (6)
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ClearlyStated: Newfy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says the Newf, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says the Newf, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'
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ClearlyStated: Newfy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says the Newf, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says the Newf, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'
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The newfie walked into a bar in Toronto one day and got a beer. The fellow sitting next to him said "I bet you $500 you can't drink 15 beer in 15 minutes."
The newfie got up from his chair, walk out, and returned 20 minutes later and said "the bet is on."
The newfie downed the 15 beer under 10 minutes. When he was paid the money, the other guy said "why did you leave and then come back earlier when I made the bet with you?"
The newfie replied "I wasn't sure if I could drink that many beers so I went to the bar next door to try it first!"
The newfie got up from his chair, walk out, and returned 20 minutes later and said "the bet is on."
The newfie downed the 15 beer under 10 minutes. When he was paid the money, the other guy said "why did you leave and then come back earlier when I made the bet with you?"
The newfie replied "I wasn't sure if I could drink that many beers so I went to the bar next door to try it first!"
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She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, 'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says the Newf, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'