lets all have a reall good laugh tonight (17)
glass of wine dear, 
A horse walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?".
Barman says, "Why the long face?".
Hiya mieow how you doing there hun, couldnt agrre more, heres a starter
Georgie porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too because he was gay....
Georgie porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too because he was gay....
Hi Peeps
What's the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of abortions?
You can't shovel sand with a pitch fork!
What's the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of abortions?
You can't shovel sand with a pitch fork!
LMAO
there we go this is better
A man walking a long a beach one day, meets a girl lying on the beach crying, who has no arms and no legs.
"What's the matter with you then?" the man says.
"I am twenty one years old and I have never been kissed" the girl replies.
So the man bends over, gives her a big kiss and then starts to walk away.
The girl starts to cry again.
The man turns around and says "what's the matter now?"
The girl replies "I am 21 years old and I have never been screwed"
So the man picks up the girl and chucks her into the ocean and says "Well you are screwed now!"
"What's the matter with you then?" the man says.
"I am twenty one years old and I have never been kissed" the girl replies.
So the man bends over, gives her a big kiss and then starts to walk away.
The girl starts to cry again.
The man turns around and says "what's the matter now?"
The girl replies "I am 21 years old and I have never been screwed"
So the man picks up the girl and chucks her into the ocean and says "Well you are screwed now!"
What do you call an inflattable women with a runny nose?
FULL!
This is no joke when it actually happens!!
FULL!
This is no joke when it actually happens!!
Three friends called TROUBLE, MANNERS and MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
One day TROUBLE gets lost.
So MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS and MANNERS go to the police station to report their friend missing.
MANNERS waits outside while MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS go on in.
The police man says what is your name? and he replies "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"
The policeman says,"Where's your manners?"
So he replies outside!
The policeman says "are you looking for trouble?"
He says "yes!"
Hope you like this - the old ones are always the best!
One day TROUBLE gets lost.
So MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS and MANNERS go to the police station to report their friend missing.
MANNERS waits outside while MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS go on in.
The police man says what is your name? and he replies "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"
The policeman says,"Where's your manners?"
So he replies outside!
The policeman says "are you looking for trouble?"
He says "yes!"
Hope you like this - the old ones are always the best!
A little boy is out in the garden one day when he kills a honey bee, his dad sees this and says "very naughty, for that you can have no honey for a week"
So a couple of days pass when the little boy is out in the garden again when he kills a butterfly, his dad sees this and says "very naughty, for that you can have no butter for a week"
So another couple of days pass when the little boy comes running into the garden shouting "dad!, dad!, mums just killed a cockroach, are you going to tell her or shall I?"
A classic!
So a couple of days pass when the little boy is out in the garden again when he kills a butterfly, his dad sees this and says "very naughty, for that you can have no butter for a week"
So another couple of days pass when the little boy comes running into the garden shouting "dad!, dad!, mums just killed a cockroach, are you going to tell her or shall I?"
A classic!
never put mine up the nose before ????
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There's my really good laugh for tonight - damn, what do I do now ?
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There's my really good laugh for tonight - damn, what do I do now ?
i dont think ive ever been on the forum when theres been an heated
talk, youve all always been very nice people and im glad that i found this site :)
talk, youve all always been very nice people and im glad that i found this site :)
hehehehe
a whole has appeared outside a police station in wales
police are looking into it
police are looking into it
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i havent got any jokes to share at the moment but feel free to tell a joke or share something really amusing.