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Apr 27, 2011 3:33 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a
man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.


"I feel terrible,"he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, " Don 't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp,dead rabbit,bends down,and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up,waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,turns and waves,
hops another ten feet,turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..





(This is bad!)


(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)










(Last chance)




(OK, here it is)
















It says,

"Hair Spray -

Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

bunny giggle tongue wave
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Apr 27, 2011 3:43 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
MovinFWD
MovinFWDMovinFWDDaytona Beach, Florida USA36 Threads 3,234 Posts
doh I love it! rolling on the floor laughing wave Hi Nuls
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Apr 27, 2011 3:44 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
MovinFWD: I love it! Hi Nuls
hehe Hiya movin grin

Nice Pic wink wave
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Apr 27, 2011 3:46 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
MovinFWD
MovinFWDMovinFWDDaytona Beach, Florida USA36 Threads 3,234 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: hehe Hiya movin

Nice Pic
Thanks! It's a live shot. I'm at the beach right now as we speakroll eyes
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Apr 27, 2011 3:48 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
cincity
cincitycincitytoronto, Ontario Canada9 Threads 2,496 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one Nulli
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Apr 27, 2011 3:49 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
MovinFWD: Thanks! It's a live shot. I'm at the beach right now as we speak
wow Go on ya chancer giggle wink teddybear
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Apr 27, 2011 3:50 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
cincity: Good one Nulli
Hiya Cin, nice to see you hug bouquet
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Apr 27, 2011 4:09 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2011 4:13 PM CST Ohhhhhhh dear
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
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